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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:21 am
I turned 23 in December.
I ain't leaving. I'm a plague on your houses.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:22 am
I turn 24 in march but cant start college without getting my parents unnecessarily involved in my life again until i turn 25...
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:24 am
I leave again in May to follow the great buffalo herds.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:25 am
I need a sexy girlfriend...
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:25 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:27 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:28 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:29 am
I need to stick my d**k into a nice pu-
Wow. Good thing I actually stopped myself this time.
I almost went into one of my graphic sex rants.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:31 am
WELL I'LL BE A GOSH DARN MONKEY'S UNCLE.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:32 am
Stick your d**k into a nice puppy?
That's disgusting.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:34 am
Lord Haelstrom Stick your d**k into a nice puppy? That's disgusting. That's why I didn't finish SAYING IT.. scream scream scream
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:36 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:45 am
Oh great. I walk into my room to find that it reeks of weed.
When I look at my stash (Which I triple bagged), it's got another bag on it.
Which means that I'm going to get a talking to in the morning. Can't stand this living with family bullshit. Kill me now.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:45 am
There's an SPCA place right next to my work.
Naturally, the jokes about ******** are abound.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:51 am
Yeah. I was metaphorically referring to my laziness. How could anyone think that I was literally talking about banging a dog?
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