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 Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:36 am
(Ah dexter's lab. I have fond nicknames from that era...)
Intercom: This is Admiral Bee-yach to base camp, it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike, and I don't know how to drive this...
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:46 am
Thrawn: I am stepping down from my command and giving it to my new successor, Jar Jar Binks.
JarJar: Mesa so happy!
Stormies: eek
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:02 pm
Intercom: We are experiencing a rebel ambush. Just a reminder, escape pods are located on decks 3, 5, and 9.
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:05 am
Darth Vader- Surprise strip search inspection!
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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:11 am
Tarkin- As part of the new Rule by Fear Regime, R&D has come up with the most fear-instilling stormtrooper armor to date. Therefore, by Imperial Degree, the official Imperial uniform is now an Elmo costume.
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Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:33 pm
Intercom: Empire, come alive! To find out where the rebels hide is tricky! It's tricky, tricky, tricky tricky!
Intercom: * smack * You idiot! That's not even a good parody. Attention all hands. Disregard the previous statement. You are now listening to... * heavy metal * your favorite DJ, Dr. Death Metal!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:26 pm
"Oh...I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok..."
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Posted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:52 pm
Vader-
Everybody's dooooo-iiiiing. a brand new dance-now, come ooooooooon baby, do the lo-co-mo-tion.
I know you're gonna like it, if ya give it a chaaaaaance now, come oooooooooon baby, do the lo-co-mo-tion.
Now little baby Si-ith can, do it with ea-ase, it's easy as-a learning yourrrr ABCs.
So come on! Come! Dooooooooooo the lo-co-mo-tion with me!
You gotta swing your hips now!..... Come on! Jump baaaaack!...... Jump baaaack!
Now do the thang you got-to knoooooooooo-whoa-whoa!
Well, now that you can doooo-it, well, let's make a chain now! Come ooooooooooooooooon baby, do the lo-co-mo-tion.
A chuga-chuga motion, like a reaaaaaaaaal train now! Come ooooooooooooooooon baby, do the lo-co-motion.
Do it nice and easy, and don't lose con-troooool-ol-ol. A little bit o' rythem and a lot o' soul-ol-ol, and COME ON, COME ON, dooooooooooooo the locomotion with me!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:39 am
Vader: It has come to my attention that the forces aboard this ship are lacking in coordination. Therefore, until further notice, all troops are to spend 2 hours each day in choreographed dance training. I will not stand to have my forces fight the rebels without professional moves!
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:09 am
Vader: Because of low money we've had to rent rooms in the death star out to Jedis and thier family... Hope they don't hold grudges....
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:14 am
"The enemy has taken our Intelligence!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 4:23 am
Vader: Has anyone seen my PS3 memory card?
Emperor: (background) Did you check by the coat rack... Of doom, people!
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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:23 pm
Comm Officer: Another reminder, that Lord Vader's Battlefront 2 sessions requires 15 volunteers for their Live-Action performance. All those willing to join please sign up on the datapad located in the MedBay. Thank you.
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:10 am
Intercom: A fatal has occured on Life Support. Please reboot and try again.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:54 am
Vader- Alright, who clogged up the fresher?
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