Things TB Characters Would NEVER Say

[Celes Maria Raith]

Cain: Sh, my pillow is telling me to burn down the orphanage.

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Isaak: I detect massive amounts of failure coming from...oh look, it's YOU!

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Cain: Brother, you do know what I am, don't you?
Abel: A twisted sadist, bent on destroying the world and using me to keep your body from falling apart?
Cain: AND A GIRL!
Abel: ...You're my brother.
Cain: There's a reason for the robes.
Abel: The voice-
Cain: Modifier. Don't believe me? I can prove it to you~.
Abel: No thank you. I'm going to...go and hide back in Lilith's crypt again. BYE! ~runs off~
Cain: STOP DOING THIS TO ME!

~

Hm, that's all the random non-sense playing in my head right about now. At least that's related to Trinity Blood. I still have plenty more on other subjects.

 

[NEJIJIJI]

Celes Maria Raith

Cain: Sh, my pillow is telling me to burn down the orphanage.

~

Isaak: I detect massive amounts of failure coming from...oh look, it's YOU!

~

Cain: Brother, you do know what I am, don't you?
Abel: A twisted sadist, bent on destroying the world and using me to keep your body from falling apart?
Cain: AND A GIRL!
Abel: ...You're my brother.
Cain: There's a reason for the robes.
Abel: The voice-
Cain: Modifier. Don't believe me? I can prove it to you~.
Abel: No thank you. I'm going to...go and hide back in Lilith's crypt again. BYE! ~runs off~
Cain: STOP DOING THIS TO ME!

~

Hm, that's all the random non-sense playing in my head right about now. At least that's related to Trinity Blood. I still have plenty more on other subjects.

rofl lmao!  

[Fullmetal-Shinobi]

Esther: Hey Father Nightroad, do you know what time it is?
Abel: Of course I know what time it is, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!*puts on a banana costume with some maracas and dances around the Vatican*
Esther: sweatdrop Maybe I should just buy a watch......

This is what happens when you get bored on the internet.....  

[Neomi789]

Celes Maria Raith

Cain: Sh, my pillow is telling me to burn down the orphanage.

~

Isaak: I detect massive amounts of failure coming from...oh look, it's YOU!

~

Cain: Brother, you do know what I am, don't you?
Abel: A twisted sadist, bent on destroying the world and using me to keep your body from falling apart?
Cain: AND A GIRL!
Abel: ...You're my brother.
Cain: There's a reason for the robes.
Abel: The voice-
Cain: Modifier. Don't believe me? I can prove it to you~.
Abel: No thank you. I'm going to...go and hide back in Lilith's crypt again. BYE! ~runs off~
Cain: STOP DOING THIS TO ME!

~

Hm, that's all the random non-sense playing in my head right about now. At least that's related to Trinity Blood. I still have plenty more on other subjects.

LOLz!  

[crusnik 09]

Fullmetal-Shinobi

Esther: Hey Father Nightroad, do you know what time it is?
Abel: Of course I know what time it is, IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!*puts on a banana costume with some maracas and dances around the Vatican*
Esther: sweatdrop Maybe I should just buy a watch......

This is what happens when you get bored on the internet.....

i just pictured that and almost died from laughter rofl  

[Celes Maria Raith]

Dietrich: I swear I'm not that bad.
Isaak: ~cracks up laughing~
Dietrich: LORD CAIN! ISAAK'S MAKING FUN OF ME AGAIN!
Isaak: I am not!
Cain: Shut up. I'm going back to bed. If you wake me, you'll be dead.

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Dietrich: So now Esther, you're Queen of Albion~?
Esther: ...Yes...didn't you die?
Dietrich: Oh, that's right. I'mma zombie. Gimmie your brain...and your body. Mmm...royal flesh.

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Noelle: You know, this is what you get for killing me.
Isaak: Suffering in an pointless void of afterlife with everyone else that's died?
Dietich: ~floating around~ Whee!
Noelle: Basically.
Radu: Damn terran, get away from me!
Dietrich: Now, now. Be a good boy.
Radu: I AM NOT YOUR TOY!
Dietrich: You're my doll.
Everyone: ...
Isaak: I swear that boy becomes more crazy each passing second.
Noelle: Was he always like this?
Isaak: Somewhat. At least he's not obsessing over that red-head.
Dietrich: You mean Esther? No, she's really not my type. I just thought it'd be funny to come of as some evil little rapist. She is kind of cute when she looks scared and is try to fight back. Do all women like to strugle pointles-~gets kicked by Noelle~ OW!

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Yes, lots of Dietrich related ideas lately. <33333 ~stalks off to find her plushie~ Mwahaha.

 

[crusnik 09]

Hugue: I love vampires
Ion: shut the hell up you filthy terran
Abel: okay ladies break it up
Ion: I'm not girl you dumbass stressed
Abel: *cough* you look like one
Ion: damn you
Abel: xd is the girl going to cry
Ion: for the last time I'm not a girl
Esther: It's so nice to watch Abel and Ion fight over me 4laugh  

[Fullmetal-Shinobi]

crusnik 09

Hugue: I love vampires
Ion: shut the hell up you filthy terran
Abel: okay ladies break it up
Ion: I'm not girl you dumbass stressed
Abel: *cough* you look like one
Ion: damn you
Abel: xd is the girl going to cry
Ion: for the last time I'm not a girl
Esther: It's so nice to watch Abel and Ion fight over me 4laugh

Lol I could so imagine that....now excuse me while I hide from the Ion fangirls for that comment  

[crusnik 09]

yeah we dont want to be trampled to death now would we xd  

[Fullmetal-Shinobi]

crusnik 09

yeah we dont want to be trampled to death now would we xd

There much cooler way to die than that domokun  

[crusnik 09]

agree  

[Saltwater Tears]

Abel: Holy s**t! Vampires! *runs*
~~~~~

Cain: Hello again brother
Abel: Cain!
Cain: are you going to kill me?
*long pause*
Abel:...BROTHER!!! *glomps Cain*
Cain:WTH?
Abel: now why would I want to kill you blaugh
Cain: gonk
~~~~~

Tres: Esther, Father is dead
Esther: No thats cant be true
Naruto: YUP! BELIEVE IT!!!!
*reaaallly long pause and crickets*
Director: CUT!!!
Tres: you know, that is really not the most appropiate thing to say right now.
Esther: yeah seriously, we're trying to make this scene dramatic
Director: ya know kid, this isnt working out
Naruto: But Im gonna become the greatest Crusnik ever! Believe it!
Director: *sigh* how bout becoming a Hokage instead?
Naruto: No way! Believe it!
Director: scream get outta here already!!!!




wow i was bored...BELIEVE IT! XD  

[-Crusniks Moon-]

crusnik 09

Hugue: I love vampires
Ion: shut the hell up you filthy terran
Abel: okay ladies break it up
Ion: I'm not girl you dumbass stressed
Abel: *cough* you look like one
Ion: damn you
Abel: xd is the girl going to cry
Ion: for the last time I'm not a girl
Esther: It's so nice to watch Abel and Ion fight over me 4laugh

omg ROFL rofl rofl

Ion: Submit to my amazing vampire abilities!!! *evil girlie laugh*
Esther: awww how cute *puts a bow in Ion's hair* there now its just like having a little sister
Ion: grrr *tries getting away* YIPE!
Esther: *holds gun with silver bullets to ions back* now sit here and be a good little girl
Ion:*says under his breathe* how many times do i have to tell you people im not a girl!?  

[NEJIJIJI]

Saltwater Tears

Abel: Holy s**t! Vampires! *runs*
~~~~~

Cain: Hello again brother
Abel: Cain!
Cain: are you going to kill me?
*long pause*
Abel:...BROTHER!!! *glomps Cain*
Cain:WTH?
Abel: now why would I want to kill you blaugh
Cain: gonk
~~~~~

Tres: Esther, Father is dead
Esther: No thats cant be true
Naruto: YUP! BELIEVE IT!!!!
*reaaallly long pause and crickets*
Director: CUT!!!
Tres: you know, that is really not the most appropiate thing to say right now.
Esther: yeah seriously, we're trying to make this scene dramatic
Director: ya know kid, this isnt working out
Naruto: But Im gonna become the greatest Crusnik ever! Believe it!
Director: *sigh* how bout becoming a Hokage instead?
Naruto: No way! Believe it!
Director: scream get outta here already!!!!




wow i was bored...BELIEVE IT! XD

lol rofl  

[Kurisu Alba]

Cain: Does this robe make me look fat?