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 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:24 pm
It's for the best.
Night: *Claw face*
Seriously! You have a giant paddle! That's rusting over from misuse!
Night: See, the thing is this. I like to cause pain and suffering. It's what I eat as does the sword. It's like a snack and the souls are the main course. The Paddle... Well... Some of the people I were trying to maim with it.. seemed to.. enjoy it instead of.. well, suffer. That and it was creepy.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:37 pm
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Black Witch of Ra Captain
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 1:53 pm
Night: That's even worse! . _.
Wonder what level you need to be in order to get that. 9. 9
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2012 10:03 pm
At least it's not an octopus?
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Black Witch of Ra Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:26 am
I surpoooooose~
Night: .... Whats the difference? >->
Edge: Why do you even care? Your thing is to just maim and kill when I'm hungry. And right now, I'm hungry.
Night: Do YOU see anybody around to kill?
Edge: ... Well...
Night: Besides those two. You know we can't touch them.
Edge: Nope...
Night: Then you can suck it up for a few hours! Well, wait. I take that back. *Pokes Black* Touch.
Edge: ....!!! OH OH! QUICK! Put sunglasses on me!
What?
Edge: Just do it!
>A>; Ok. *Puts sunglasses on Edge*
Edge: *sprouts a tentacle and takes it off in a slow, dramatic gesture* e Mother of God... > Oh, Oakleys? Nice. I just figured out what I can be in the "modern" world.
Whazzat?
Edge: A lawyer.
....*Takes shades back. Puts them on. Takes them off simularily to how Edge did*
My God.
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:03 pm
I think that went with the Siegfried Lawyer billboard I saw a few years ago. dramallama
. . . .
Wait. . . . I'm alive? I was touched by the Azure Death and I'M ALIVE! YEEEEAAAH~
*dances until she falls down some ridiculously long length of stairs that was conveniently built there.*
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Black Witch of Ra Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 3:59 pm
Lawl, HIS RIVAL IN THE COURTS! OBJECTION!
Night: Well, yeah... Touching is different than Maiming... er... 6 _6
6 A6;; His touch is cursed then?
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Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2012 6:39 pm
I guess? It made me dance and fall down the stairs?
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Black Witch of Ra Captain
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:58 am
THE DANCE OF DEATH STAIRS!?
Night: T-that's just silly... So it has to be true then. *holds up index claw* Who else can I test this on...
Edge: Science?
Night: Science.
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Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:32 pm
FOR SCIENCE. Someone get GLADoS.
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Black Witch of Ra Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 8:17 am
GLADoS: *Drops down from the ceiling* I couldn't help but overhear through my many audio sensory equipment that's been installed throught this establishment my name being spoken. And in conjunction to science.
Night: ...Whoa.
GLADoS: *Turns about and studies* Well, if it isn't a test subject. If I hadn't already been aware of your previouse nature, I would have taken you for an iradiated mutant and have carted you off to the Aperture Biological Disection and Reconfigurational Dismemberment Facility. Which, inlight after these few simple tests might still be a viable option.
Night: . . . What?
Edge: .... I think I like where this is going.
GLADoS: Well, at least you are not a mute lunatic. That is not to say that you are still not a luntic who falls into the categorey of "dangerouse." In which case, from previouse observations, you all into the danger category ranking of "Feather Tickling".
Night: . . . What!?
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 9:36 am
Wait, if I'm a fan of GLADoS, does this make me crazy? o-o
Also, I will start on my shipping wall. Yes.
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Black Witch of Ra Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 12:36 pm
Well everybody is a little bit crazy to some degree, I myself am a fan of hers as well. And.. shipping wall?
GLADoS: *going on about proper testing apparel and blasting Night with orange paint due to his "regretfully organic malformation of disgusting flesh" clawed arm.
Night: *Flailing about and sputtering from the paint*
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 1:39 pm
Yes. . . But I don't think I have enough ships to have a shipping wall. emo
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Black Witch of Ra Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2012 2:26 pm
I feel silly for asking, but what's a shipping wall?
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