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What kind of undead is the coolest?
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 1:45 pm


/But I thought death was just a ceasing of my consciousness/
Marie blinked at the vampires before looking up at Dante and pointing at the them.
"Vampires?"


"Correct. Good job." Dante patted Marie on the head, not taking his eyes off of the vampires.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 2:13 pm


D shoved her way through the crowd, yowling until they all reluctantly parted, making a channel for the trio to get through. "Willow! What is this all about?"
Damian turned, eyes shocked wide. "D, what're you doing here? Should you be, y'know..."
"Yes, I should, which is why you're going to stop what you're doing and talk to me instead."
"D. I was planning on showing Cass here-"
"Really? Do you think it wise to show her right now, with all these spectators? Iddy would throw a fit."
Damian blinked. "I... I suppose. Why are you here, then?"
"Namely, to advise you. But this little speck here would like to speak with you." D gestured towards Marie with a flick of her tail, then sat and began to wash herself. It was very dusty in hell, after all.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:13 pm


Marie tilted her head at Willow Jack and raised an eyebrow, noticing all the vampires were in verious stages of undress.
"Are you having a naked party?"


Dante slapped his hand over his face.
"I'm pretty sure that's not what you wanted to ask him."


"OH YEAH! Have you read my book yet? Ms. D said that you liked to read and I was curious."

"...We're standing in a vampire nest because you were curious." Dante deadpaned

"You didn't have to come."
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:04 pm


"You could say that. Why, did you-"
"Jay," Damian snapped. "Yes, the vampires were practicing their ways when they were interrupted and I had to intervene. And I wouldn't know, as I don't know who you are- but chances are, yes, I have read your book."
"Don't call me Ms.D. Polite though it may be, I'd have to throw you back in purgatory for that. Consistency and all that."

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:52 pm


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"You could say that. Why, did you-"
"Jay," Damian snapped. "Yes, the vampires were practicing their ways when they were interrupted and I had to intervene. And I wouldn't know, as I don't know who you are- but chances are, yes, I have read your book."
"Don't call me Ms.D. Polite though it may be, I'd have to throw you back in purgatory for that. Consistency and all that."

"Sorry, D." Marie scratched her head. "Anyway, I'm Marie DuVont, I wrote How To Take Over The World for Idiots." Marie held out her hand as if shaking hands with the devil in the middle of a nest of vampires was an everday occurance...though, concidering the methods she might have had to use to get her info for her book, that might not have been too far off.

"And here I thought I took care of all the DuVonts..." Dante mused to himself.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:07 pm


Damian looked at Marie's hand a moment, then reached out and shook her hand. "No, I've not heard of that. I try to make it a point not to read books that say in the title that they're for idiots." "Though it may be appropriate, in some cases..."

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:23 pm


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Damian looked at Marie's hand a moment, then reached out and shook her hand. "No, I've not heard of that. I try to make it a point not to read books that say in the title that they're for idiots." "Though it may be appropriate, in some cases..."
"Well if I had called it How toTake Over The World: Government Secrets from All Over The World, I would have been arrested sooner...Plus, the title would have been too long." Marie blinked. "It was sort of an ironic joke because the only people who would be able to understand and carry out the plot would have to be at least mildly intelligent in order to seperate the satire from the actual information."

"So THATS why the prophet wanted the DuVonts wiped out..." Dante muttered, nodding his head in understanding.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:32 pm


"I have a really difficult time keeping up with all the books tat come in every day, especially with the way time works here, so I've got to be picky about the books I read. But I'll give yours a try."
"Dante," D snapped, "Either speak loud enough for us to hear you or just be quiet. Don't make me give you to Jay."

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 8:52 pm


"Thank you very much." Marie smiled. "D has my first edition."

Dante twitched violently at the mention of Jay's name.
"Don't even joke about that." Dante's voice was hoarse, completly different than it usually was, and his hands clenched and unclenched as if he was thinking of strangling something. "Dirty filthy [mumblemumble] disgusting [mumblemumble]"


All eyes drifted to Dante.

"...Doesn't like vampires much, I take it..." Marie blinked.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:14 am


Jay whipped around, glaring daggers at Dante. "What was that? What was that?" His voice squeaked at the end. "I... I..."
"Jay takes umbrage. Sever umbrage." D snorted gleefully, laughing at her own joke.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:26 pm


(...Now I'm left out of the joke XD)

Marie bit her lip to keep in a giggle. For some reason idea of a vampire that squeaked when he got angry was extreemly funny.


Dante kept his eyes straight ahead, staring through the vampires like they didn't exist. He knew that if he engaged one of them...it wasn't going to be pretty.

(Either Jay's or Dave is going to have to get in Dante's face or something for him to flip out)
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 9:42 pm


(( Pshaw. Like I'd put any of my characters in danger. Unless it's Andy, he's just begging to be put and danger. And Iddy! Even though she's not been in this yet... And taking umbrage is sort of like taking offense to something. Read circleversussquare.com and you'll get it. ))

The nude vampire, still hurting in the gut from Damian's attack, growled at Dante. "Lookeh here, ah'm angreh. You wanna spat wid a vampire, 'cause ah'm lookin' for a figh-AGH." The vampire strained against Jay, who was holding her back, his arms circled around hers. "Lemme go, lemme at dat pritty boy! Bet he's got some scar or sumfin unner there, gotta be! Ah'ma make anutha for ya ta suck on!"

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:12 pm


"Filthy harlot!" Dante hissed, twitching even more violently.

Marie backed farther away from Dante and the straining vampiress.
"Ok, my spidey-senses are tingling..." She muttered to herself. After hunting down government secrets for four years, she knew when things were about to heat up.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:41 pm


"Let them get their aggression out," D purred, curling her tail over her feet as she finished cleaning herself. "Not like anything's permanent anyway."
"Whatchu call me?" The vampire yelled, breaking free of Jay's grasp. Or perhaps he let her go. The expression on his face was hard to read- but not on hers. Pure rage flashed from her face, which was rather pretty when it wasn't fueled with rage. She screeched, the hole in her stomach- not more than a scratch, really- gaped wide as she flew threw the air, everything a-jiggle. "Ah'ma make you eat those words, pritty boy! Think yer so special, don'tcha?" Fingernails sharpened into points, like claws, flashed through the air, with the vampire arched like an angry cat.

(( Everything a-jiggle... just had to throw it in there. I'm sorry. ;-; ))

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:36 pm


Dante moved so fast, it seemed as if the saber appeared in his hand instead of him drawing it.
Dante sliced through the vampress while she was in mid-air and unable to change direction.
He then turned and faced the other vampires, his eyes wide and wild.
"Time to remove the blight that is your existance...."
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