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xD Cosplay is going backwards. The shirt is not low-cut enough, so we have to re-do it and the jumpsuit is hard to stitch without a seam straight down the front. There's no way to connect the two pieces in the crotch without a seam like that. crying It's hard work. So now we have to completely redo the elastic in the top, and find me some boobs. xd Because Garnet has some nice cleavage, and LoL has....nothing. gonk
THAT'S WHY THERE'S NO PICTURES. 3nodding you have pretty boobs
xd blaugh haha!
im sure if you can make those adjustments you will look SUPER pretty
biggrin 4laugh *poke* get off my case!!! SHESH!!!!
mad xd heart Yeah Roger not nice to stare... but she said nothing of oogle-ing at them...
*oogles*
rofl Darwin Awards
Personal Account: Wag the Dog
2002
A friend of mine was stepping out of the shower one day when his wife's small dog wandered into the bathroom. My friend loves to tease this dog, and having nothing better at hand with which to tease, he grabbed his p**** and began waving it at the dog.
The dog leapt up and caught the offending member in its mouth and held on for a moment, its entire weight suspended from my friend's organ. Needless to say, this was extremely painful, and the resulting anguish scream scared the dog so badley that it let go and ran for dear life. The dog was found, much later still hiding beneath the bed.
Did i mention that the dog had sharp teeth? Apparently they were sharp enough to go all the way through my friend's p****. Since they had punctured some well-vascularized tissue, he began to bleed profusely. Dizzy and scared, he drove himself to the emergency room.
When the nurse asked what the problem was, he tried to get away with telling her that he had a rather embarrassing injury and needed to see a doctor. Nothing doing! The nurse assured him that she had heard everything, and he must tell her exactly what had happened so she could triage him appropriately.
Once he explained the situation, she handled it quickly and professionally, putting him in a private room with only a slight smile and stifled laugh.
After treatment and testing to ensure that nothing vital was irreparably damaged, the doctor admonished him to be more careful, and my friend made his way home to wait for his wife and explain to her how he had come to be injured. Luckily, he ended up with nothing more that an unuseual scar and some painful memories, although he came damn close (well, the dog did) to eliminating any chance at contributing to the gene pool.
Reference: Anonymous Personal Account
xd Heh sorry, it just reminded me of this story...
burning_eyes Darwin awards are quite funny
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