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I'm just as sick of the Narutards as anyone else. The show is entertaining, but I miss the good old ninjas that had smoke grenades, kunai, shuriken, and used stealth and speed with their weapons to take on people.

Now its all hand signs, headbands, and juitsus. xp

Jujitsu has nothing to do with Naruto.

Thank god.

Jutsu. Japanese for skill or whatever.

Also:
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18929209
http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=19311915

OH GOD, THE PAIN

*Shudders at the links*

A very informitive read for anyone interested in Naruto.NOT From Wikipedia

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Naruto

I was going to kill all of Barton town with my might. But then I got lazy, and some a*****e turned it into an RP. Go figure.



You noticed that too, huh? There's what, 300 Naruto episodes?

Probably be about 50, tops, if you cut out the useless talking.

What we have learned from Naruto. This was funny, from the link.


# Every single problem can be solved with violence and emotional flashbacks.

# You must always tell your enemy what your super secret technique is going to do to them.

# In order to do a technique, you must always announce it in a very loud and clear voice.

# Do not call a fat kid "fat". He might have steroids that can give him butterfly wings.

# The most efficient way to carry out covert operations is by being dressed in bright colors and running around on trees.

# Projectiles of any sort are useless. There is no such thing as firearms.

# Falling from ridiculous heights at terminal velocity has no ill effects.

# When pressed into a corner, close your eyes and have a flashback.

# Child abuse and training are the same thing.

# Fire is ABSOLUTELY HARMLESS. Yes, even to grass, ice, bug and steel-type people.

# Dolls, gigantic fans, flutes, sand and pieces of paper that explode make very good weapons.

# You are helpless to turn the tables on an opponent as long as the cool music doesn't come on.

# On the flip side, your instincts and ability to put up any sort of fight are immediately nullified the moment the scary music comes on. If you hear Lord Voldemort's ~fight~ theme (essentially Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor on steroids) you're SCREWED.

# It is common sense to send twelve year olds to do battle against professional terrorists.

# Crushes NEVER go away on their own. And you MUST have one or you're not a complete human being. Pine, you pitiful Americans, pine.

# You are powerless to make any difference without a tragic childhood to fuel your anger.

# Never trust your family members, no matter how nice they seem. They are either 1: There to oppress and traumatise you, 2: There to go on killing sprees which may or may not include you, 3: Dead or 4: Any combination of the above.

# "Death" is merely a temporary condition of quantum superposition where it is unknown whether you are dead or not until finally a watcher collapses the wave function and you turn out to be alive after all. Exceptions are rare.

# Some things are just better with holes in them. Pipes, for example. And cheese. And plot.

# Ninja battles are the #1 cause of deforestation.

# 90% of the world's wars, death and property damage are due to overgrown traumatized children becoming crazy supervillains and could be pre-emptively nullified by counseling.

# If anyone is even remotely good looking, they are gay, a girl pretending to be a guy, a guy pretending to be a girl, or so old that a romantic relationship would be *****. Which means that everybody is in love with everybody else regardless.

# Fillers never end.

# In all the most dire situations, you will always learn an amazing move that will instantly own the enemy.

EVERYONE

Read this, on Fenrir's Naruto RP.

http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=18929209