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 Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:52 pm
Nelowulf Very simple. I find no enjoyment in the act. Listen. I'm probably one in a billion. I'm probably the only straight guy that doesn't stare at a hemisphere of fat and consider it attractive. HEREETTIIICCCCCCCC!!!! (I kid)
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 8:53 pm
Cale Darksun Nelowulf Very simple. I find no enjoyment in the act. Listen. I'm probably one in a billion. I'm probably the only straight guy that doesn't stare at a hemisphere of fat and consider it attractive. And you wonder why you're single. No, I don't. I'm clinically insane. And a complete a*****e. No mystery there.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:14 pm
Nelowulf Very simple. I find no enjoyment in the act. Listen. I'm probably one in a billion. I'm probably the only straight guy that doesn't stare at a hemisphere of fat and consider it attractive. Thats why forgien stuffs better.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:18 pm
This is my girl. I'm engaged to her.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 9:45 pm
Des Voh Nelowulf Very simple. I find no enjoyment in the act. Listen. I'm probably one in a billion. I'm probably the only straight guy that doesn't stare at a hemisphere of fat and consider it attractive. Thats why forgien stuffs better. You probably never understood what I said.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:02 pm
The episode of GitS, 2nd Gig, " Reversal Process " is interesting. They mention a group called the CIS.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:25 pm
Nelowulf Cale Darksun Nelowulf Very simple. I find no enjoyment in the act. Listen. I'm probably one in a billion. I'm probably the only straight guy that doesn't stare at a hemisphere of fat and consider it attractive. And you wonder why you're single. No, I don't. I'm clinically insane. And a complete a*****e. No mystery there. I would never have guessed.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:33 pm
Des Voh This is my girl. I'm engaged to her. Congrats man! Hope you two are happy together!
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:34 pm
PaulTheWolf5575 Des Voh This is my girl. I'm engaged to her. Congrats man! Hope you two are happy together! Ditto!
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:38 pm
Oh yeah, well I'm hitting something much prettier:  DA wins! Beastiality!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:48 pm
Darkened Angel Oh yeah, well I'm hitting something much prettier: DA wins! Beastiality! Fail...
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:51 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 2:01 am
You will laugh, you will cry, you ask WTF I was smoking...
* ST theme *
STAR TREK!
Starring Captain Angel Nemesis of the USS Retaliation, 1st Officer Vincent Rivers, Fiona Carls, Dirk Stanz, with special guests Johnny 5, Indiana Jones, Macgyver, and The King ( not Elvis ) as himself.
Captain's log: I like ponies, and rainbows, oooh, and ice cream, and *^$@!% it, Deedee! How many times must I tell you to stay out of my logs!?
A battle has ensued between the Retaliation and the Whopper.
Nemesis: Carls, report.
Carls: Hostile ship has powered down their weapons and shields.
Stanz: They're hailing us, Captain.
Nemesis: Patch it through.
The King: ... * waves, holds out a plate with a burger on it *
Nemesis: Hmm... This could be a trap. I will head an away team. Johnny 5, Macgyver, and Indiana Jones, you're with me.
They beam over to the Whopper. All is quiet. Suddenly, they are ambushed.
Nemesis: I knew it. You know the drill, boys.
Johnny 5: DISASSEMBLE! * fires his shoulder laser *
Indiana Jones: They booby trapped this hallway! * runs from a giant boulder *
Nemesis: ... Remind me to ask someone how they got that boulder. How's the bridge access coming?
Macguyver: No good. It's locked down.
Nemesis: We need to get into it.
Macguyver: What do I have to work with?
Nemesis: A rubber band, a stick, and a little chunk from that boulder that fell off.
Macguyver: * puts the rubber band on the stick, and uses it to shoot the rock chunk at the access panel by the bridge door * Okay, it's open.
Nemesis: ... Show off... Okay, let's move!
They enter the bridge, confronting The King.
King: ... * offers the burger *
Nemesis: You can't bribe your way outta this one, pal.
King: ... * offers burger again *
Nemesis: ...
King: ...
Nemesis: ...
King: ...
Nemesis: ...
King: * offers burger again *
Nemesis: Oh for &*(&#! sake! * phasers The King dead *
The King was killed to death.
Blue team wins!
Nemesis: WTF!? What Blue team? And how does one exactly get " killed to death " ? And who said that to begin with?
The King stands back up, still alive apparently due to bad script writing.
FINISH HIM!
Nemesis: ... Right Left Right Start A...?
DUN DUN DUN!
Nemesis does an uppercut, knocking The King's head off.
Nemesis wins! FATALITY!
Nemesis: Oh enough of this *&^#$!! * hits her comm * Nemesis to Retaliation, mission accomplished. Beam us home.
The away team is beamed back to their ship, and the Retaliation continues its mission to protect Federation space from poorly made cartoon/movie/show/mascot clashes.
* ST theme, ending credits *
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 10:39 am
~:Shiver:~
Why does it feel like she'll be the death of us all?
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Posted: Sun Apr 30, 2006 12:03 pm
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