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 Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:05 pm
I read a synopsis + excerpts of the last book, with the vampire baby and all.
Easily the worst single piece of fiction I have ever read.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:28 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:37 pm
Wait.
How do the undead procreate?
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:38 pm
So much that Bella and Edward lose their sight right after the birth.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:46 pm
Lucind Varhetel So much that Bella and Edward lose their sight right after the birth. When I own a practice I will discriminate against vampires and angsty teenagers.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:46 pm
I have an ebook copy of the first book if you'd like.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:54 pm
Send it to me so I can delete it out of spite.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:58 pm
I actually want to....
-pause to think-
...watch the movie. I mean, how much difference is there between the movie and book? I know the book's always better, but I don't read casually too much, and I don't want to start reading just to stop. If the movie is relatively passable as it comes to plot points and character, I'll watch that and save my e-booking for... the Kama Sutra or something.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:02 pm
I have several other good ebooks, if you'd like.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:06 pm
I'll keep it in mind, when I start fiending for a[n e]book to read.
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:56 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:21 pm
Pah.
Love. Such a silly thing.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:39 pm
*Walks in to see what's been happenin' in Levi*
Hunh.
*RECEDES*
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:16 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:30 pm
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