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 Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:01 am
*puts on her totally fake innocent face*
Would I, sweet and innocent Roan, lie to you? My precious treasure, Norry? Nooooo.....
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:04 am
Your a foul consumption of deceit and FITH! scream
BACK unclean one!
*makes sigh of the cross only to burn self*
OUCH, I hope I know I blame you for this also.
stare
*nurses boo boo*
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:12 am
Thats what you get for saying such untrue and hurtful things about your gentle Grammy who gives you nothing but love, hugs and cookies.
How sad I feel crying xd
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:40 am
stare Roan, I'm wading through the bullshit right now; you, a gentle Grammy? Laughed a bit at that one; and you lied about five times in the last two posts. Oh, and Norris? Good job with the self burnination.
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:15 am
And I see you've been corrupting my dear, sweet gandson too Norry! Such vile things to say about your ever loving and snuggly grandmother! DO I not bake you apple pies and kis syour boo-boo's better, and knit you cute little jum....
You know what? Even I cant maintain that level of bullshit.
*thwaps Norry*
Dont you ever pick on my typos again, heathen XD
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Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 11:44 am
*is thwaped*
O_<
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...I am not a yak
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 17, 2010 10:57 am
Stolen from the US wow forums,
Thrall vs Garrosh
Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Okay, guys, we've had a lot of trouble with the Scourge in the past. I know they were busy wiping Terenas' raid, but if Arthas spawns on us, we could be in a @*!*load of trouble.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Options?
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: I say we nuke him. that plague is fail. trust me.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: now's the perfect time. putress has some stuff to help us with the disease, when we get hit with it.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Really? Isn't that reciepe insanely rare?
[Raid] [Putress]: GM of my guild. Besides, I'm the only Elixir specced Alchemist in the whole goddamn thing. You'd think there'd be more, but the others are busy being turned into speci--
Putress has been removed from the group.
[Putress] says: wtf
[Sylvanas] says: oops, sorry. misclick.
Putress has joined the group.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Saurfang, what do you think? Got a number crunch for me?
[Raid] [Saurfang]: Gimme a sec.
[Raid] [Saurfang]: If I'm there, we have a 100.999%, repeating of course, chance of survival.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: o.O;
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: dude, you can't go above 100% chance.
[Raid] [Saurfang]: You can when I'm there.
[Sylvanas] whispers: wtf, he's your second in command? seriously?
[Thrall] whispers: He's got great DPS, what can I say?
[Raid] [Garrosh]: we ready yet?
[Raid] [Garrosh]: c'mon lets go
[Raid] [Garrosh]: nubs, CMON ALREADY! we got a raid boss to pwn!
[Raid] [Garrosh]: L
[Raid] [Garrosh]: E
[Raid] [Garrosh]: T
[Raid] [Garrosh]: S
[Raid] [Garrosh]: G
[Raid] [Garrosh]: O
[Raid] [Garrosh]: !!
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: stfu garrosh.
[Raid] [Putress]: Jesus, spam much?
[Cairne] whispers: yo, thrall, what's shakin?
[Thrall] whispers: brb
[Cairne] whispers: k
Thrall is now Do Not Disturb - Planning a war.
[Cairne] whispers:
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: I know time's limited, but the reset timer on the instance is too long, and respawns happen too fast, so we'll have to get right the first time, or we're screwed.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: I'm gonna throw Jaina a /tell and ask her what her people are planning on doing while we send out a few scout.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: ...
[Raid] [Putress]: If the filthy humans die, can I use their corpses for re--
Putress has been removed from the group.
[Putress] yells: WTF SYL!!
[Sylvanas] says: my bad.
[Sylvanas] says: meant to kick Voljin.
[Putress] says:
[Vol'jin] says: I'm right *##*ing here, you know.
[Vol'jin] says: I can read everything you're saying.
[Officer] [Sylvanas]: trolls
[Officer] [Vol'jin]: And here, too.
[Officer] [Sylvanas]: oh @*!*
Sylvanas has gone offline.
Putress has joined the group.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: We've only got one shot to clear Icecrown. Let the Alliance go running in like idiots and wiping on the first boss; we can learn from their mistakes.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: WTF WHY ARE WE WAITING?
[Raid] [Garrosh]: i got dkp to spend!
[Raid] [Garrosh]: need to replace my sword; frostmourne looks badass with my T7
[Saurfang] whispers: Can I /gkick him?
[Saurfang] whispers: Please?
[Thrall] whispers: We'll need his DPS for Arthas.
[Thrall] says: So /gkick him after the raid.
[Thrall] says: *##*.
[Saurfang] whispers: nice one, Warchief.
[Thrall] whispers: *##* you, Saurfang.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: WTF
[Raid] [Garrosh]: should've known not to join this BS horde
[Raid] [Garrosh]: bunch of fking nubs
Garrosh challenges Thrall to a duel.
Thrall declines.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Are you serious? I'm trying to plan a raid, here. Take your hothead @*!* elsewhere, while I figure this out.
Garrosh challenges Thrall to a duel.
Thrall declines.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: your just scared
[Raid] [Garrosh]: with your old scrub gear
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: oh hell no
Thrall challenges Garrosh to a duel.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: get your a** in that arena, NOW.
[Raid] [Putress]: I call dibs on the loser's entrails!
Sylvanas has come online.
[Sylvanas] says: what the hell?
[Sylvanas] says: wtf are Garrosh and Thrall dueling?
[Raid] [Saurfang]: Garrosh called Doomhammer a scrub.
[Sylvanas] says: christ.
[Sylvanas] says: stupid *##*ing orcs.
[Slyvanas] says: no offense.
[Cairne] whispers: hey, slyvy, what's up?
[Sylvanas] whispers: not now, cairne. i'm busy.
[Cairne] whispers:
[Cairne] whispers: heya, vol'jin!
[Vol'jin] whispers: ...You haven't ODed yet?
[Cairne] whispers: you know what?
[Cairne] whispers: i'm gonna go light up a bong, bbl
Cairne has gone offline.
[Thrall] says: @*!*, Org's getting invaded!
Thrall has fled from the duel.
[Garrosh] says: OYEAH MOTHER*##*ER
[Thrall] says: Dude, Garrosh, shut up, we're getting attacked!
[Garrosh] says: UH HUH THAT'S RIGHT
[Thrall] says: STFU GARROSH!
[Garrosh] says: NOW WHAT?
[Herald of the Lich King] yells: Now, you die.
[Garrosh] says: son of a %!*@%!
[Thrall] says: Son of a %!*@%!
[Sylvanas] yells: SON OF A %!*@%!
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Okay guys, stick to the plan.
[Garrosh] yells: FEEL THE MIGHT OF THE HORDE!
Garrosh has been removed from the group.
[Raid] [Thrall]: Let's see how long it takes before he notices.
Garrosh has died.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: well that didn't take long.
[Garrosh] whispers: wtf, why didnt you heal me?
[Thrall] whispers: Not Resto.
[Thrall] whispers: Learn2Bandage.
[Garrosh] whispers: *##* you
Garrosh has gone offline.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: so.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: what now?
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Farm as many pots and as much food as you can; Arthas is getting owned tommorow night.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: GREAT!
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: let me grab my voodoo doll.
[Vol'jin] says: wtf, I need that to put hexes on all the Blood Elf Paladins running around my village!
[Sylvanas] says: i'll give it back; its BoE.
[Saurfang] whispers: Do you really think we're ready? Our guild's about as *##*ed up as they come.
[Saurfang] whispers: All we're missing is a emo-kid who believes in vampyrism and the local drunk, and we'll be set for the most dysfunctional raid ever.
[Thrall] whispers: Could be worse.
[Saurfang] whispers: Uh oh, punchline inc.
[Saurfang] whispers: How?
[Thrall] whispers: We could have Staghelm.
[Saurfang] whispers: LOL
[Saurfang] whispers: Truth.
[Saurfang] whispers: Well, alrighty, Warchief. /salute Bright and early, November 13th, then!
[Thrall] whispers: Midnight raid. Bring lots of coffee and lots of beer.
[Saurfang] whispers: sounds like a plan. Until then.
Saurfang has gone offline.
Thrall has gone offline.
Cairne has come online.
[Guild] [Cairne]: hey guys!
[Guild] [Cairne]: ...guys?
[Guild] [Cairne]: man this guild sucks
hrall vs Garrosh 2: The Search for More Lulz!
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Alright, guys, this is it.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: ICC is open and ready for us.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: about !%*&#xin;g time, it's been what, over a year?
[Raid] [Vol'jin]: What are you so impatient about? You're dead; you're not going anywhere.
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: stfu voljin, you have no idea what i've been through.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: THATS NOT WHAT U SAID LAST NIGHT LOL
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: fail.
[Raid] [Vol'jin]: ...That didn't even make sense. Moron.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: w/e
[Raid] [Garrosh]: r we ready yt or not??
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Soon, we need to hear from Cairne still.
[Raid] [Vol'jin]: Oh Christ. This is gonna take forever.
[Raid] [Lor'themar]: 4real, y didnt ur minions go nuke tb instted of uc?
[Raid] [Garrosh]: STFU BELF
[Raid] [Garrosh]: good q tho rofl
[Sylvanas] whispers: we are gonna wipe soooo bad
[Thrall] whispers: Nah, we'll be fine.
[Thrall] whispers: better than we would've been with Putress and Varimathras around.
[Sylvanas] whispers: dude
[Sylvanas] whispers: i didn't freaking know, okay?
[Thrall] whispers: it's cool. Just means we're probably gonna get ganked at the SS.
[Sylvanas] whispers: what else is new?
[Cairne] whispers: yo, thrall! Long time no see! biggrin
Cairne has joined the raid group.
[Raid] [Cairne]: hiya guys!
[Raid] [Cairne]: sorry i'm late, had to grab some munchies from the store. gonna be a long night !
[Saurfang] whispers: You're telling me.
[Thrall] whispers:
[Thrall] whispers: spirits preserve me.
[Saurfang] whispers: Oh they will. That's the problem.
[Thrall] whispers: don't remind me.
[Raid] [Cairne]: sooo whats the plan mon capitan?
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Well, we've been farming pots and consumables for a while now, so we should have plenty of stuff ready for the march up to Arthas.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: We've only got so much time, though, so we can't screw up. We know our roles, we've done this *!@% before countless times, I know we can do this now.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: so if frostmourne drops
[Raid] [Garrosh]: i'm getting it rite??
[Raid] [Garrosh]: soul stealing backfire proc rate's really low.
[Raid] [Lor'themar]: frostmorn dont drop dude
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: dude quit it.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid] [Cairne]: spam
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid] [Vol'jin]: Garrosh, stop.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: STOP !#!*#!#.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...
[Raid] [Garrosh]: ...wat
Garrosh has gone offline.
[Xgromx] whispers: hey
[Thrall] whispers: HOLY *!@%.
[Thrall] whispers: I thought you quit!! How's it going?
[Xgromx] whispers: 10 day free trial.
[Xgromx] whispers: goin good. dead but good
[Thrall] whispers: cool! Coming back??
[Xgromx] whispers: !%*% no
[Xgromx] whispers: im playin aion now
Xgromx is now being ignored.
[Saurfang] whispers: Um, Warchief?
[Thrall] whispers: What?
[Saurfang] whispers: Did you make sure Garrosh doesn't have any alts still in the guild?
[Saurfang] whispers: Because the nublet is probably about to blow a gasket.
Xgarroshx has come online.
[Guild] [Saurfang]: Uh oh.
[Guild] [Xgarroshx]: LOL u left my alt in here!
Xgarroshx has been kicked from the guild.
[Guild] [Saurfang]: Not anymore.
[Guild] [Saurfang]: Good timing.
[Guild] [Thrall]: Dude, that wasn't me.
[Guild] [Saurfang]: ? Who was it then?
[Cairne] whispers: Happy
[Xgarroshx] whispers: U MOTHER!%*R;
[Xgarroshx] whispers: I WAS JUST GETTING MATS FOR MY WARRIOR
[Xgarroshx] whispers: fkin scrub
[Xgarroshx] whispers: hope you don't plan on raiding anytime. ever.
[Cairne] whispers: shut up
[Cairne] whispers: your killin my buzz ><
Xgarroshx is now being ignored.
Garrosh has come online.
Garrosh has joined the raid group.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: so
[Raid] [Garrosh]: a new fkin raid and theres nothing in there fo rme???
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Nobody ever said there wasn't anything for you, Garrosh.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Just not Frostmourne.
[Raid] [Saurfang]: Since, you know, it eats your soul.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: !%*%
[Raid] [Garrosh]: so waht is there than?
[Raid] [Saurfang]: I hear there's a really great helmet that drops off of Arthas; has a MC effect over all undead.
[Raid] [Saurfang]: Pretty sweet stats, too.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: awesome
[Raid] [Garrosh]: gonna get a helm then
[Saurfang] whispers: Am I really going to have to roll this dumbass for it?
[Thrall] whispers: , hell no.
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: Everyone ready?
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: r
[Raid] [Lor'themar]: y
[Raid] [Vol'jin]: Ready.
[Raid] [Cairne]: bong's low, brb.
[Raid] [Saurfang]: ??
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: !%*% it. We can live without him for a few minutes, pull.
[Three hours later...]
[Raid Leader] Thrall: 3%, full burn!
[Raid] [Sylvanas]: gogogogog
[Raid] [Saurfang]: HERE COMES THE PAIN, #@@##.
Arthas has died.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: WOOOO
[Raid] [Garrosh]: OOOO
[Raid] [Garrosh]: OOOOOOOOOOO
[Raid] [Garrosh]: OOOOO
[Raid] [Garrosh]: OOOOOOOOOOO
[Raid] [Garrosh]: OOOO
[Raid] [Garrosh]: OOOOOOOO
[Raid] [Garrosh]: OO
[Raid] [Garrosh]: OO
[Raid] [Garrosh]: T
[Raid] [Garrosh]: cmon helm!!!
Bolvar won: [Helm of Domination]
Bolvar has earned the achievement [Jailer of the Damned]!
Bolvar has earned the title "the Lich King".
[Raid Leader] [Thrall]: ...
[Raid] [Cairne]:
[Raid] [Saurfang]: Wow, talk about roll hax.
Bolvar waves.
[Raid] [Garrosh]: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
[Garrosh] says: WHAT THE FFUUUUUUUUUUU
[Garrosh] says: HOW THE !%*%
[Garrosh] says: GIMME MY HELM YOU HACKING #@@##
[Garrosh] says: FKIN HAKER
[Guild] [Sylvanas]: its hacker, numbnuts.
[Guild] [Garrosh]: STFU
[Bolvar] says: [Common] bur
[Bolvar] says: [Common] ev il ye ti L O L
Bolvar could really use a hug!
Bolvar hugs Garrosh.
Bolvar comforts Garrosh.
[Garrosh] yells: !%*% YOU
Garrosh has gone offline.
[Thrall] says: Dude.
[Thrall] says: That's !%*Ã up.
[Tirion] says: No kidding; I won the roll.
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Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:09 am
I seem to have acquired more than my fair share of bad luck this week.
2 sleepless nights in a row
No money
Huge assignment
Bards work mates being idiots
Mother sick
Audit
Heavy going RP's
Lack of certain someone
People failing to do things they told me they WOULD
Training DVD I was supposed to have was not ordered
Had to write training program from scratch in one afternoon for today...
...where the Domestic team leader had booked the day off and not told anyone there was training on, so it was cancelled.
I am a very unhappy bunny.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 10:21 am
unfortunately i cannot make it next weekend but i am doin my best to get tot you for the 10th with a squid and mah siblings in tow
I will update you if this changes but i am now on an extreme budget due to being £7000 down still
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 9:48 am
Just found out my collage just royaly ******** me over class wise.
They booked my classes so early and so late that there is NO possible way for me to work exsept for saterday and sunday.
And guess what? Theres no hours for that day because I work at a ******** middle school.
>< ********
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Dagoth DeSeer Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:50 am
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 4:05 am
Stand by for news on exactly what will be happening on April 10th. We may have to have a few changes. Sorry - its my fault.
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:30 am
Is it me, or has MSN been made of extra fail and goddammit as of late?
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:53 pm
It caught your own special brand of STD Will
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