Vain-Ziller
Bonekeeper E
let me guess, someone pressed the edit button on my message
Sorry man, I hit the wrong button and just reliesed it
sweatdrop coursed cramped buttons...
I know what you mean, I almosted edited my message into this guys.
sweatdrop My great quotes and answers from Tenchu Return to Darkness
Unsupecting guard talking to himself: "The master sure loves his money."
Me: "Yeah but he sure dont love you."
At the same time grabs guards head with knees and wrenches it around 180 degrees and performs a backflip off of the head leaving him slumped over on the ground.
Unsuspecting Guard 1: "So... How was you date with the that geisha last night?"
Unsuspecting Guard 2: "We just went out for some "sushi"."
Unsuspecting Guard 1: "Did you get to taste her "Miso sauce" too?"
Unsuspecting Guard 2: "HA! Not yet..."
Me: "HA thats a good one, how bout this one?"
Lobs a grenade at Guard 2 blows him up, and waits for the Ki gauge to lower.
Unsuspecting Guard 1: "Wha, what was that?... Forget it. OH GOD A NINJA!"
Again waits for the Ki Gauge to lower. Guard drops guard and goes back on patrol.
Me: "Stupid a**, How bout you taste this miso! FOO!"
Of coarse Im playing as Ayame, jumps up flips around the guards head, croch in his face, performs a front hand flip and crushes the guards skull on the ground.
Me: "mmm, brain juice the other other miso." While stealing the corpses bow.
Unsupecting guard one that just finished sheing his decapatated buddies corpse lying on the ground right after he almost caught me poping his head off like a bottle top: "AHHH... This is gonna be a long night... mmmm"
Jumping from the roof of the building nextdoor.
"YEAH! But it wont be for you!"
Burrows both blades in the guards body leaving his a lifeless numbnut.
Dying guard: "GUWAH! IM DYING!"
Me while moving the corpse: "GAH! Stop spurting blood! Your gonna give me away idiot!"
Drops the freshly dead guard in a room filled with other dead guards and walks out.
"Heh heh, pretty blood trails. Now that I think about it, I dont think theyll notice this... Hmmm better leave something to let that woman notice... AH! Poisonous rice balls!"
Leaves a trail of poisonous rice balls. The geisha eats them and stands in front of the door, dying from the poison. Suddenly she keels over, dead.
With stealth kill gauge depleting: "NOOO! Dont die! Now who's gonna make my sandwich... Poop... Now Im out of stealth kills. Oh well at least nodoy has noticed me yet, back to the killin fields, to bad they dont have little kids, I so wish i could kill them, and more women... ******** just that, all genders and ages, I want to kill old people too! Stupid programmers."
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