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Sol Walker
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 6:26 pm


Arbiter, I like the enthusiasm but you're going the wrong way with it.
And learn to bloody spell.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:20 pm


I missed something, and the post(s) no longer exist apparently...

I know, because I forsaw it in Cale's crystal balls... rolleyes

Darkened Angel
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Sol Walker
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:25 pm


Yeah. The Arbiter02 was posting up a writing contest and guild of his (two separate threads) and his own entry for his own contest was a poorly spelt summary of KOTOR.
He needed a spanking of galactic proportions.
so I pulled the Cheese Star out of Drydock and blew the offending threads away.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:40 pm


I never get to see the Cheese Star in action... crying

Darkened Angel
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Sol Walker
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:43 pm


Imagine a massive cheese wheel floating in orbit around the planet, when all of a sudden, six yellowl lasers shoot out and converge right before the wheel into one massive yellow beam that obliterates the planet.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:50 pm


* imagines it *

Ooooo... the thought of it makes me feel... HOT!

* grabs Cale, takes him into the nearest vacant room *

* slams the door, locks it *

[acts of perversion here]

Darkened Angel
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Sol Walker
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 7:53 pm


The Cheese Star Strikes again!
PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:30 pm


* embraces for impact as the Cheese Star fires its beam *

And now we compare:

Leia wore a metal bikini.
Angel wore one too, but also was naked with a man a few times.

Leia would not have sex with you.
Angel embraced the Dark Side in more ways than one. ( And later the Light )

The actress who plays Leia would not have sex with you.
The actress who plays Angel let a pirate seize her.

Darkened Angel
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Sol Walker
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:33 pm


Leia was a princess.
Angel was an Ex imperial Cadet.
PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:34 pm


Leia looks good in the metal bikini.
Angel looks good with only a bedsheet.

Darkened Angel
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Sol Walker
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:36 pm


Hmm...you have a point there...
PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:43 pm


You should know, and FP knows from on-stage experience.

Darkened Angel
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Sol Walker
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:44 pm


man, I wrote four short stories for this competition we got and one poem and I have no idea which one to put in. sweatdrop
PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:46 pm


Darkened Angel
You should know, and FP knows from on-stage experience.

Yeah. Thats true.
Its good to be a pirate.
Han can back me up on this.

Sol Walker
Crew


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PostPosted: Sat Apr 08, 2006 8:50 pm


at the rate we're going, I'd say just submit them all.
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