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 Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 11:35 pm
 Byron Simmons
"I like you well enough..."Byron waited for a solid minute before he realized that Archaeus wasn't going to follow him into the kitchen. Seriously?! Son of a b!tch! He took a deep breath, then pulled on one of his cuter aprons, the bottom just long enough to hid his tiny shorts and looking as thought he wasn't wearing any pants.
"Hey, Archaeus?" he called. "What kind of pancakes do you like? I got a bunch of different ingredients, so I can make whatever you want. Peanut butter, chocolate chip, blueberry, and of course, banana~" It was a bit of a stretch, but hey, maybe it would get Archaeus' mind closer to the gutter where Byron was dying for it to be. "... so let's skip the romance~" ................................................................................
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2017 11:46 pm
 Archaeus Chartreuse
Perfection Embodied
"Everyday I endure this horrible, painful curse. Forced to mask it all with a smile."
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"Oh... I didn't know there were different types of pancakes," Archaeus commented while scratching his chin. He used to remember being a successful chef, right alongside his dancing career that came in handy in his pop band. That was, of course, a false memory, but it made him wonder if he could actually cook or not. Perhaps all these skills would be unlocked if he as much as touched a spatula.
"Hmm... Let me try peanut butter. No wait! Chocolate chip! Ah, I'm afraid I can't decide. What do you recommend?" the character asked.
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"I'm simply too perfect."
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:35 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:44 am
Archaeus Chartreuse
Perfection Embodied
"Everyday I endure this horrible, painful curse. Forced to mask it all with a smile."
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"I suppose I can," the character nodded and walked over to the kitchen. He looked around, smiling to himself. "I've had plenty of memories of cooking, even seeing my own hands chop things up and put them into dishes I can't even name. It's like having amnesia, or being inside someone else's body. I'm afraid I may not be of much help to you."
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"I'm simply too perfect."
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:02 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:35 am
Archaeus Chartreuse
Perfection Embodied
"Everyday I endure this horrible, painful curse. Forced to mask it all with a smile."
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Pulling his sleeves up, Archaeus cradled the bowl and began to stir them together. It was a simple step, but he was rather grateful that he wasn't screwing it up. The last thing he needed was to make Byron even more disappointed with him than usual.
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"I'm simply too perfect."
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:44 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:49 am
Archaeus Chartreuse
Perfection Embodied
"Everyday I endure this horrible, painful curse. Forced to mask it all with a smile."
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"Yes. Perhaps some of those cooking memories aren't false, after all," Archaeus said, blushing from the praised while scratching his cheek with an index finger. He had to admit, there were a couple times when he tried to impress his comrade, although it was difficult to tell whether it worked or not.
Looking at the fruits of their labor, Archaeus couldn't help but laugh nervously. "I think we may have made too much. We could feed the entire nation with this."
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"I'm simply too perfect."
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:55 am
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 5:15 pm
Archaeus Chartreuse
Perfection Embodied
"Everyday I endure this horrible, painful curse. Forced to mask it all with a smile."
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Tomorrow? He wasn't planning on another sleepover, was he? The character wasn't sure he could handle another another marathon of horror movies. Suddenly, a plate was placed in front of him, holding a tower of different kinds of pancakes with all kinds of different flavors.
Archaeus's stomach growled, reminding him of where to focus. He supposed he could worry about things later. Slicing into the top of the tower, he took took his first bite. His eyes widened. "Amazing," he praised. "Each flavor is remarkable in their own right. The chocolate chips provide a nice crunch that contrasts against the fluffiness of the pancake; the blueberries pop with each bite in an explosion of sweet flavor; the peanut butter gives a tastier, stickier texture; the bananas have such a gentle taste." He took a minute then looked over at Byron with a light smile. "I can't decide on which one is my favorite."
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"I'm simply too perfect."
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 7:35 pm
Byron Simmons
"I like you well enough..." Byron watched Archaeus with a smile, reaching over with a napkin and wiping the corner of the character's mouth. "If you like them all, I can make them every time you stay the night." He blushed a little, lowering the napkin to the table. "I'd appreciate it if you did that more often. Usually when I have that nightmare, it's all I can think of. No matter who I'm with, I can just barely fight it off. With you, though, it never entered my mind again after that first time." His hand released the napkin, touching Archaeus' hand gently. "Why don't we make this more of a common thing? I'll make it worth your while~"
He suddenly pulled his hand away, gesturing to the pancake towers. "With food, obviously. Free food, plus you'll get to sleep on my incredible bed recommended by Sloth himself." "... so let's skip the romance~" ................................................................................
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:00 pm
Archaeus Chartreuse
Perfection Embodied
"Everyday I endure this horrible, painful curse. Forced to mask it all with a smile."
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Archaeus looked from his food to the hand over his, that at its owner. He gulped thickly. Make it worth his while? Wh-What did he mean by that...? Suddenly, Byron pulled away and answered the man's mental questions, deflating his lewd thoughts. It was for the better, anyway.
Sighing away his disappointment, Archaeus glanced back up at the man when he mentioned his bed. "Sloth?" he tilted his head then gave his comrade a pitying smile. "Silly Byron, sloths do not speak! Although I will admit your bed is amazingly soft," he laughed and took some time to eat. After a while, he asked, "What is this nightmare you have that haunts you so?"
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"I'm simply too perfect."
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:23 pm
Byron Simmons
"I like you well enough..." Deciding to ignore the comment about sloths, Byron lowered his gaze to his plate, picking at his pancakes. "It's just a thing about my father. He doesn't know I'm gay, so I think because I've suppressed it so long, my psyche attacks me for the unnecessary stress. It's never the same thing twice, but it always begins with me telling my father I'm gay and him reacting horribly before subjecting me to a horrible punishment." He sighed, focusing hard on popping a blueberry. "It's weird. I mean, I don't know why it's such a big deal to me. He doesn't need to know it, and it's not like I see him all that often. But... I don't know, it's this whole thing." He waved a hand dismissively, trying to laugh it off, but failing to do so and only frowning down at the table. "... so let's skip the romance~" ................................................................................
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:28 pm
Archaeus Chartreuse
Perfection Embodied
"Everyday I endure this horrible, painful curse. Forced to mask it all with a smile."
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Archaeus looked at Byron with a soft expression. "You get these nightmares often?" he asked gently. He wasn't meant to be attracted to men, clearly remembering being a Casanova to women, although having men attracted to him was not unheard of. He even recalled a reoccurring girl that would join him on the occasional adventure. But now he found himself interested in Byron, but with no parents to talk to. Maybe his author, he supposed, though he knew nothing of him or her.
"Do you think telling him would stop your dreams?" he suggested.
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"I'm simply too perfect."
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:38 pm
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