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Zemblanity Insomnia Captain
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 Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:54 am
Yeah, it tasted average okay. She shall call it, the average dish for generations to come... The first round was now over. Well, for her. The other judge were still tasting. She took that moment to write down her scores on the score sheet. Making everything neat and proper.
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Zedar Lovie rolled 1 6-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:43 pm
Bela was glad that most of the paperwork was done, finally! She watched with rather minute interest, looking more at the male participants. But soon enough, the cooking part was over. Now the tasting... oh, how she feared the Florence's plate. She could barf just thinking about what that thing could make. She looked over at Gladice for reinforcement, but she looked perfectly calm. What the hell?! Would she actually eat Florence's plate? Oh, god. Here came the first plate. It looked like it came from that girl, the one who was alone and looked from this century, that is! What a pretty plate! And then, the tasting. She took a confident bite, figuring a pretty plate would taste pretty, too.
+0 to the dice roll
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Zedar Lovie rolled 1 6-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:53 pm
And pretty it tasted, indeed! It was great, to say the least. Simple and delicious, right off the bat. Touche, lonely emo teenager.
Next was the german family, which was some... thing. It looked a little messy, but edible. The man was handsome, and that won points in her book. But that little girl that tagged along, hmm... not so much. So, being the legal guardian he was, made the little point she was giving him: plummet.
+0 to the roll of the dice
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Zedar Lovie rolled 1 6-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 1:59 pm
Blech! It was passable, but just barely. Maybe, it was just Bela's defferent tastes. Besides it's messy delivery, it was just, eh.
Next was that man that flirted with her earlier, along with his brother. Sure, she had shot him down, but she could check him out later. He was tall, and she always LOVED tall men. But when that plate rolled forward, she gaped. What was this mess? It was all over the place. Boo, tall guy!
-1 to the roll of the dice
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Zedar Lovie rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:09 pm
Ooh, spicy! It may have tasted a little bad on the tongue, but if she swallowed it fast enough, she could just get the feeling of it's spiciness. Good, good, she loved spicy.
Then, the teenagers. What good could teenagers cook? Tuna? Bela hated tuna, it was disgusting. Well done, or not. Just bad. And then normal bread? Big no no. But the salsa, that looked trustworthy, right? She took a very confused bite.
-2 points to the dice roll
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Zedar Lovie rolled 1 6-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:25 pm
The salsa was the plate's only redeeming quality, because the rest was disgusting, to say the least. Damn teenagers could go straight to hell!
Next was... the Sex Bullets? Oh, lord. Gladice had made an odd gesture, which meant this would be bad. What was it? A really gross goop, but at least it was a pretty color, right? Bela raised an silent prayer to stripper heaven and took a small sip, afraid for her life.
-1 to the dice roll
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Zedar Lovie rolled 1 6-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:36 pm
It seriously wasn't that bad! Sure, she'd have to pray her stomach to calm down everytime she saw it, but she could drink it. Well done, Sex Bullets.
And now that Mistery Girl X, the other girl. Now that she thought about it, she looked kinda awesome and she stayed in character, the whole time! And the dish looked pretty damn good, so Bela dove in with no regrets.
+2 to the dice roll
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Zedar Lovie rolled 1 6-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:41 pm
Passable, yet again. Could no one beat that emo girl? Well, Mistery Girl, your talents remained just that; a mistery.
Now was the... homosexual couple? Weren't they supposed to know how to cook? What? Bela could be stereotypical, everybody else was when it came to her. Oh, she's a stripper; no life, no friends and no future. Well, two could play at that game. But really, they didn't look very coordinated and their sexual orientation wouldn't benefit her in the least. So, she took a very disappointed bite.
+0 to the dice roll
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Zedar Lovie rolled 1 6-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:45 pm
Bela sighed. Disappointment, just like she expected.
Now her worst fear had come true... Florence's plate. It was a mess, in a mess, wrapped in another mess! Oh god, she'd die today. Tears slid down her cheeks as she swallowed the animal's monstrous thing.
-2 to the dice roll
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Zedar Lovie rolled 1 6-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 2:51 pm
So much for Gaston's explanation, Sex Bullet was SO MUCH BETTER. Bela had to swallow the barf and the bile that was creeping up her throat, but she kept a teary smile on her face. Trying not to ruin the festivities.
What came now was a very average dish, from an very un-average source. Sure, the one who made it could be her father's age. But that body...! It was like the man reached his physical peak, then stayed there! So much sinew! Major points, sexy geezer, major points.
+1 points to the dice roll
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 3:00 pm
It was pretty good for such an average dish, well done. He was Bela's new favorite, winning a spot next to the rebel-looking teenage girl. No more? That was the last? Okay, great. No more. Bela quickly wrote down her results, making it look all elegant in her writing. She could be a stripper who didn't get in college, but damn it, she wrote pretty!
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mintysprig rolled 1 6-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-6)
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 6:22 pm
The man resigned himself to taking a bite..
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High-functioning Marshmallow
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