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 Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 5:17 pm
Layla: *sighs; looks around* Figures. The only POTC movie I haven't seen yet.
-all the girls stare at me-
Everyone: You haven't SEEN IT!!!!!
Layla: sweatdrop No... I was invited to go with a group, but they uninvited me at the last minute. Abby's the one you'd want here.
Destiny:... When we get back, we're going to watch the movie even if I have to tie the guys down.
Guys: gonk
Layla: Hey, once we're done here, can I pick the next place? It's a book, but I can get us there and back... I've just got a feeling about it.
Lynn: Since when can you teleport into books?
Layla: Umm... Since a couple of days ago. I did it on accident. Apparently, when we enter a book, time stands still for us.
Danielle: Kind of like the wardrobe and Narnia?
Layla: Umm... If you wanna put it that way... sure. So, can we?
Destiny: Maybe later. MAYBE. But right now, let's just cherish the moment, k?
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:16 pm
dannehsdestiny Danielle: So where we headed? Degona: -suspiscious look- Knowing Destiny.... Destiny: -innocent look as she teleports the group on a ship- Arcel: -glances around- Oh, no.... Don't tell me.... Destiny: -giggles as she runs off towards the front of the ship- Happy birthday to me!!! Degona: -yelling- YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS LAST WEEK!!! Destiny: I don't care! I still spending it with the hottest dead and heartless guy in the world! Degona: GET BACK HERE!!!! Destiny: It's at the end of the movie! I timed it perfectly! Degona: That doesn't matter!!!! -races after her- Lynn: -shakes head- It had to come out on her birthday didn't it? Gwen: We could be here a while..... Danielle: -yelling towards the other two- Is there any guy in the world you DON'T have a crush on?! Lynn: Not as long as he's evil, heartless or dead. Tucker: At least they're back to normal? Dan: -glances around and realization hits- ....CURSE THAT NEW PIRATES MOVIE!!!!! (XD Like you CAN'T figure out what's going on now XD XD XD XD) XD I just watched that this morning. XD
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 9:02 pm
-Turner is laying against the side of the deck, Jack kneels down to start a dramatic plot twist of removing his heart-
Elizabeth: What's going on?
Jack: Um, -glances at Will- Let's move over here love. You won't like this- -face pales-
Elizabeth: -alarmed- Jack! What are they doing? I've never seen you pale before
Jack: That's because I've only paled once before...and the cause of it just returned.
Destiny: heart heart heart heart heart heart
Jack: ...um, just stay away love and no one gets hurt...
Destiny: Where's the heart?
Jack: The what?
Danielle: Will's heart. Where is it?
Elizabeth: I have his heart! He's my husband!
Destiny: Not yet you don't. Hand it over Jack. NOW.
Jack: burning_eyes One moment please... -reaches back and grabs the heart in the box- 'Ere you go.
Destiny: Thank you. -Tosses it overboard- I don't need that. Now to grab my husband.
Elizabeth: Wait! He's MY HUSBAND! -draws knife-
Destiny: No. -around them, the water freezes and the ship lurches then stops- He's MINE now. -grabs CT and drags him off- Now to find ES!
Degona: No! We can't do that right now! You can't go grabbing every crush you've ever had!
ND: Not with the whole "sins" thing lurking in the shadows!
Arcel: I REALLY don't want to start eating everything again. An Apple computer does not taste like a real apple...
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:50 am
Wolf: All right, just stop for a second. Is there an actual virtue here?
Degona/Danielle: -glances at Destiny- We'll give you one guess.
Wolf: -looks irritated- I'm going to let you all do this because we have to get the virtues back, but that doesn't mean we can pop into different...worlds at your fancy!
Destiny: But-!
Wolf: No.
Degona: ........Not even Phantom of the Opera?
Wolf: No!
Danielle: ........Doctor Who?
Wolf: NO! As Clockwork's assistance, I have obligations. And one of them is making sure people don't just poof themselves into the timestream.........or different worlds for their own pleasure! I know Clockwork wouldn't want this!
Destiny: stare .......Where were you for the past few years when I've been doing this exact thing?
Wolf: So let go of him and we're leaving right-
-The boat gives a painful lurch, sending everyone down onto the deck on their hands and knees as the ice around the boat shatters as something enormous rises up out of the water, revealing a giant squid-
Dan: Bombay's back!
Danrei: ...........Dan-san, Bombay has been with us the whole time. She is standing right over there.
Bombay: No, no! He means the squid.
Layla: You named a giant squid after yourself?
Lynn: It refused to be called anything else.
Bombay: I still have yet to figure out if I'm flattered or not.
Gwen: But how did it get here! I thought it was back at the clubhouse.
Arcel: -gasps- Cian's there!
ND: He must have sent it. Probably used Vlad since he's now the Master of Time.
Wolf: .....I'm getting a migraine.
Taylor: We can't just leave it here. It'll disrupt the timestream. -stares at the giant squid as it raises its massive tentacles- I don't remember it being this big before.
Degona: It wasn't. That's probably Cian's work as well. We'll have to do something about it.
Destiny: -smirks impishly- But I thought we were supposed to leave.
Wolf: ..............Fine! We deal with the squid and then we leave right afterward. And you have to help, Destiny!
Destiny: crying I hate you more than Eli.
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Kitten Queen Danielle Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:29 pm
Layla: Ok, as long as I can pick the next place, I'll get rid of the squid.
-everyone looks at me-
Destiny: You can do that?
Layla: So could you.
Destiny: I could?
Layla: stare ...You talk to animals.
Destiny: Oh, yeah! sweatdrop
Everyone: -facepalm-
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:41 pm
Destiny: Fine then. -to Bombay- Um...Bombay, I want you to swim as far down to the bottom of the ocean as you can and stay there...-under her breath and out of earshot of everyone else- Until I return.
Bombay: -splashes them once and disappears-
Jack: Great, not only is she a crazy stalker, she's a crazy fanatic who can talks to mythical creatures.
Degona: Let's just get out of here.
Wolf: Please. Let's.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:48 pm
Layla: Ok, here we go! -waves her hand, and everyone is surrounded in blue and silver sparkles-
POOF!
-we reappear next to a sign that says "Welcome to Forks, Washington"-
Layla: -looks around- SQUEE!!!! IT WORKED!!!!
Lynn:...What worked?
Degona: -looks around-...Where are we?
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:43 pm
Tucker: Wait a second, I've read this book! YOU BROUGHT US TO FORKS?!
Layla: biggrin
Lynn: What's so bad about Washington Tucker?
Wolf: ...why do I sense-
Tucker: -whips out scarves for everyone in the group- Okay guys, this is a potentially dangerous place. EVERYONE wears the scarf if they want to stay alive.
Layla: Tucker! The Collins aren't like that!
Tucker: No, but we don't know what part of the book we're at. What if we're in the book where the hikers keep go missing? WHAT IF WE'RE THE HIKERS?!
Everyone: ...
Wolf: Um, guys?
Layla: We aren't the hikers Tucker, stop worrying.
Wolf: Guys...
Tucker: HOW DO YOU KNOW?! With -points to Destiny- her luck we might as well be!
Wolf: GUYS! SOMEONE'S-
-in a flash a group of large wolves appear-
Wolf: -weakly- ...here.
Jacob: -reverts back to human- What brings you here strangers. -frowns-
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:23 pm
(Umm... You do realise that if Jacob reverted back to human in front of us, he'd have no clothes on? I'll go with it, but just for future reference.)
Layla: OMG IT'S JACOB BLACK!!!!!!! blaugh blaugh Ah, crud. That means we're in New Moon! I was aiming for Eclipse!
Jacob: -flinches- Something's wierd about you people...
Dan: Tell me about it. -slapped-
Jacob: And how do you know my name?
Layla: Easy. I know a lot about you. You're Jacob Black, you're in love with Isabella Swan, who is in love with Edward Cullen, a vampire who was changed by Carlisle Cullen. Their clan now consists of Emmett, Alice, Rosalie, Esme, Carlisle, himself, and Jasper. You run a temperature of 108.9 after you became a werewolf. You helped Bella fix a motorcycle. You live in La Push. I know what imprinting is too, so don't even bother about that subject.
Everyone:...-mouths drop open-
Lynn: How do you remember this stuff?
Layla: Photographic memory.
Jacob: -is extremely pale-
Layla: And, by the way, we're not vampires, so don't even say that. At least... I don't think any of us are vampires. Now, can you take us to Charlie's house? I need to speak to Bella.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:05 pm
(-snickers and goes with her own vamp/were-wolf/etc series-) XD
Destiny: Wha? VAMPIRES?! NOT WITH ME HERE!!! -does a fancy swirl and poofs into a sexy revealing outfit- I'm an officially licensed vamp slayer! -poses- Destiny Blake Summers!
Bombay: ....with that outfit you're slaying something alright.....
Degona: Destiny! Stop giving away future plot lines! scream
Destiny: I can so do it if I want to! Point is I'm a slayer and I shall slay all supernatural creatures! cool
Wolf: ....... This must be the insane out of control psycho that the Observants all talk about? stare
All: Yep.
Wolf: That explains a lot.
Dan: As in everything? -gets slapped- Oh come on!
Bombay: Just cuz it's true doesn't mean you have to say it!
Destiny: Hey! Do you people know where you'd be without me?!
Tucker: -singing under breath- Far, far away.... -gets frozen- Ow....
ND: ...the thermos sounds really inviting again.....
Dan: Oh it is. Safe from the wild rampaging rage of-
Destiny: HEY! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!!!!
Dan: You're right. I'll just keep making money off the lingerie pictures I have posted on ebay.
Destiny: .....say what?
Dan: -shrugs- When you travel with a bunch of insane women you have to get some benefits from it.
Lynn: Wait a minute... -pulls out PDA- You've got to be kidding me!
Destiny/Degona/Danielle: -peek over at it- YOU HAVE PHOTOS OF US?!?!?
Dan: Uh, I'll just-
Lynn: Allow me. -sucks him back into a thermos- Always pays to carry those around. -glances at the book characters- Er, sorry about that.
Layla: Well that was. Wait a minute, why do you only have pictures of them?
Bombay: Yeah! What's wrong with the rest of us?!
Arcel/Wolf: OKAY! That's enough!
Layla: Right. Anyways, -turns back to Jacob with a smile- we really need-
Voice: You can't possibly get away with this!
Destiny: Hush.
Degona: ....you brought him with you?!
Destiny: -shrugs- Maybe....
CT: I can't be on land right now!
Destiny: Oh, don't worry, I've bent the stream of time for my own twisted purposes. ^^ You're absolutey fine now.
Jack: That won't do. I really need to bring him back and-
Destiny: NO! He stays! Or I sic them on you!
Jack: A bunch of them?
Destiny: They're apparently werewolves. Still technically considered animals. cool
Jack: As much as I'd love-
Destiny: GET HIM! -wolves run after him- scream
Jack: Oh, bugger. -runs- Where's the rum when you need it?
Wolf: -face palms- Oh, Clockwork is never gonna let me live this down..... stare
Dan: -from thermos- What did you do to get punished like this?
Layla: -blinks- We're all harmless, really. -innocent grin- sweatdrop
ND: Can we get anymore random?
Dan: This is what happens when she knows nothing about the world she's in..... At least she's not a priestess or goddess or anything here!
Destiny: -now wearing a brides gown- No, I'm married!!!! 4laugh
CT: ....This cannot be good.....
Degona: -shrugs- Might as well join in. -poof into a black wedding dress and glomps Jack-
Jack: ...this feels strangely familiar... stare
Dan: It's MSN all over again! crying
Jacob: ..... You were saying?
Lynn: I think we just experienced the two fastest wedding ceremonies in the history of man.
* XD Very inside joke but the girlies are technically already married to the chars through MSN. XD And I just felt like adding it in here. It was so much fun before with just the 3 of us, why not? XD 3nodding
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 1:44 pm
(100th post! Whoot! Guys, we rock! ^o^)
Danielle: That's not fair! You two are always the center of attention and get everything! I shouldn't be on the sidelines when I'm the one that caused all this-
Dan: That's not helping her case.
Lynn: She's acting a little strange........
Danielle: -and I'm the Queen and deserve to be married as well!
Arcel: -goes red- Oh, well....um, heh heh....let's, um.....Danielle............
Danielle: I deserve to be married, too, and I wish I was!
Arcel: -sighs- I thought-
Desiree: -appears, waving hands- So it is desired, so shall it be.
-Will before he died in the movie appears-
Danielle: ...Oh, cool! -runs and glomps him-
Arcel: -mouth drops open- HEY!
Gwen: How the heck did she get here!
Bombay: Ironically enough, she popped up the other time we went time-jumping as well. I prefer this wish, though, to the other one.
Dan: Less bickering.
Danrei: What was the wish?
D. Dan: You don't want to know.
Taylor: It involved Danneh.
Lynn: And Destiny.
Dan: And a lot of headaches.
Wolf: ......Maybe this wish was better.
Arcel: Speak for yourself.
{MEANWHILE{}
Lust: Okay, how are we getting out of this?
Devon: -jumps down- Voila.
Danneh: Finally! Get us out of here and unfrozen now!
Devon: -grimaces- Why am I helping you again?
Danneh: I'm the only one that can lead you to your precious Lynn now that she's traveling through time.
Devon: -sighs- I suppose. -steps forward, working at it, looking up at a groan to see Knight and Fisherman Danny still there and looking around in confusion- Huh, they didn't get taken with them.
SD: Desiree did, though. Destiny needs to pay more attention. I mean, why were we the ones that had to be stuck with the goody-goody losers?
Five-Year Old Danny: It's odd, though, that they are still good. All of us turned over because of our connection to the original.
Anger: Traitors!
Danneh: It's possible they were too far away to feel the affects. -smirks- But not anymore.
Knight Danny: My word! Where did our cmpanions go, dost thou thinkest?
Fisherman Danny: Don't reckon I know. But there are the ones that ruined our adventure!
Danneh: -stretching, finallly able to move with the others thanks to Devon- What? Oh, no, you have it backwards.
Knight Danny: What trickery is this! We saw ye wishing that the virtues we have been seeking would disappear and so they have!
Danneh: -shakes head- No. The virtues are just elsewhere, still intact. As for wishing them away, I did that to prevent them from the other group we were with.
Fisherman Danny: But that was the right group.
Danneh: -shrugs- So be it, Don't believe me, but I find it insulting you would trust them more than us. We're parts of each other. Like brothers.
Knight Danny: Something nefarious is still going on here.
Fisherman Danny: It's fishy, all right!
Danneh: Fine. But you'll never reach the virtues without a time traveler to guide you. I can sense where they are, too, like Desi can. Without my help, you might as well say goodbye to your quest. And you were working so hard to help mankind. -smirks- I'm just trying to help mankind as well.
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:44 pm
Wolf: *sigh* This is getting us nowhere and I can feel a darkness growing, which means the Dannys won't be stuck for musch longer...
Arcel: Well what can we do? We're 2 guys, trapped with a group of feminists and there "boyfriends"... stare
Wolf: Hmm...I got it! *walks near Desiree and the others* I wish that, these boys would return to thier own timeline, that the girls can't wish for any more men, that they won't kill me once this wish is finisshed, and that Danneh was frozen solid!
Danielle/Degona/Destiny: SAY WHA-!?
Desiree: So you have wished it and so shall it be!
*"husbands" disappear*
Danielle/Degona/Destiny: No!!! crying
(meanwhile)
Danneh: *FREEZED* Now I'm stuck...AND cold!
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Posted: Fri Dec 14, 2007 4:27 pm
Jacob: -looks around- Ok, now I'm definately not bringing you people near Bella.
Layla: You know we can find her ourseves, right? It'd be safer if you escorted us, instead of us having to track her down ourselves...
Jacob: -pales again- Umm... this way. -walks into the woods-
Layla: -waves- C'mon guys! The sooner we do this, the sooner we can go to a different world.
Destiny: -sighs- Whatever. -follows Jacob-
Layla: I'm going to follow by air, ok? I really need to stretch my wings.
Tucker: Just stay very close, ok? I don't know how fairy would taste to a vampire.
Layla: Again I say it, the Cullens aren't like that, and I can fight off anything else, or at least freeze them.
Tucker: Humor me, k? Just stay close.
Layla: Whatever. -transformes in a flash of silver and blue sparkles- I'll fly right above you then.
Destiny: Oh, c'mon! Isn't there a vampire I can slay?!?!
Layla: -floats up- I get to meet Bella and Alice now!
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 6:39 pm
Danrei:.......I can't think of any words to express how completely confused I am at this moment.
Chi/Ki: -nods heads in agreement- Hai! sweatdrop
Destiny: Fine, next time you get choose what dimension we jump and harass next. Just make sure there's a cute guy there to glomp!
Boy: Wonderful.... stare
Tucker: -hands her book- Here, try reading as we go along. It might help.
Danrei: Thank you Tucker-san! -starts to read book as she follows the group-
Wolf: Uh, Danrei, try not to read and walk at the same...
Danrei: -walks into tree while trying to read book and walk.- OW!
Wolf:......Nevermind. sweatdrop
OCC: Sorry, but that's one of the few books I haven't read yet so can't say much. xp
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Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:55 pm
Lynn: Don't worry Danrei, I do it all the time with my PDA.
Jacob: -stops- Up the street and to the right.
Destiny: The vampires I can slay are in that house?
Lalya: -from above- YOU'RE NOT SLAYING THEM!!!!
Degona: Aren't you coming?
Jacob: No. Bellas got the bloodsucker with her right now. I'm not getting near him.
Tucker: Scarf check!
Danrei: Everyone has them on Tucker-san
Bombay: -under her breath- Despite the fashion tsunami they are. -tugs at the ragged thing- Did they have to be this mustard yellow?
Danielle: No kidding. Arcel's hamster is a better color than that.
Arcel: I have a hamster?
-they approach the house and Layla knocks on the door. Edward opens-
Edward: May I help yo- gonk What the heck?!
Bella: Edward, who is it? -sees the group- Caroling? Christmas is in a few months guys...
Edward: They aren't caroling, they're-
Layla: BELLA! -glomps her-
Bella: And you are? sweatdrop
Layla: Your biggest fan! -steps back- With Edward as second, of course. -smiles at him, then gasps- Wow...the book didn't lie.
Danielle: No kidding. She didn't even come CLOSE to describing his hotness.
All Girls: heart
Danrei: He almost tops ND-chan...
Arcel: Danielle, remember who you're dating please. -takes her hand-
Tucker: You too Lynn. -pulls her back-
ND: And Degona, you're engaged. -stands next to her with a hand on her shoulder-
Edward: -glares at them- Everything you're thinking about is a bad idea right now.
Bella: Edward! Ix-nay on the ind-may eading-ray!
Edward: For some odd reason, they already seem to know. Except those two -points to Degona and Lynn- I can't read their minds.
Degona and Lynn: -trade glances- Say what?
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