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 Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:21 pm
As soon as I saw the thermal detonator, I knew that was coming next.
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 9:42 pm
Well yeah...
If you're gonna have a bomb, something's got to go boom.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:20 pm
I saw a video clip of the testing at the Bikini Attoll.
That is some gnarly s**t.
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:46 pm
Who wants to hear a spoof of " Everything I Do ( I Do It For You ) " that I'm about to make on the spot?
I'm gonna go make it now.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:06 pm
And now, here it is:
Every Time I Poo
Look into my eyes - you will see
The need to go bad in me
Search your heart - search your soul
Was giving me Ultra Lax your true goal?
Don't tell me it's not like unholy Hell
You can't tell me it's a pleasant smell
You know it's true
Every time I poo - it's messy and smelly too
Look in the bathroom - you will find
The toilet paper someone did hide
Take me to another - Take me to the door
I'm trying to hold it - but I gotta go more
Don't tell me it's not like unholy Hell
I can't help it - there's not a more horrible smell
You know it's true
Every time I poo - it's messy and smelly too
There's no poo - like my poo
And no other - can compare to
No more - my butt is so sore
All the spurts - Now my butt hurts
Oh - you can't tell me it's not like unholy Hell
I can't help it - there's not a more horrible smell
I'd hold it for you - But I got to
Shaking and squinting too - Yeah, I got to poo
You know it's true
Every time I poo - it's messy and smelly too
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 1:30 am
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 10:03 am
*staggers in smelling of strong spirits*
Hah ha! Bloody fine day it is!
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven
half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 2:38 pm
Cale thinks he's a leprechan.
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:14 pm
May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope, ya nancy pants b*****d!
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:18 pm
Oh, her? She doesn't work in my sector. You'll have to invoke a different curse, perhaps the curse of a thousand camel's flees.
We have no authoritative control over furies, however, demonically possessed natural monstrocities, we specialize in.
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:20 pm
well then how about something you can understand then? Up yours ya blarney faced goat!
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:04 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 4:25 pm
Irish ya scum sucking milksop!! If I were being a leprechaun, wouldn't I be attempting ta be shorter by kneeling and wearing the goofy lookin' hat ye yerself be a sportin?
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:03 pm
You could be an altitude enhanced neo-leprechan.
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:35 pm
I'm a female ( naked, hence the lack of green ) leprechaun. My pot o' gold be reserved for the pirate king, and it can be found in this cave here. * lays down, points to her lower region * I won't be grantin' no wishes, though the king can have me do anything he wants. wink
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