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FrozenPhoenix32

PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:47 pm


Mauritiaicknaitne.?
PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 10:10 pm


FP!!! stop one-lining!! its driving me nuts! you wrote the damn novelization of COTGCW!!! I know you can do better than this!!! try!!!
or I'll beat you with DA's vibrator collection.

Sol Walker
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 11:41 pm


I have a vibrator collection? eek

I've been using a cucumber this whole time...

So I was playing TS2:OFB and my main sim's business is booming... But I was bummed by the fact I can't make someone hold the place up and/or tear it apart so she could get a fat insurance claim.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 1:14 am


SW EP 1-6 in a nutshell:

Anakin: I must win my freedom!
* he does *
Anakin: Holy crap! It's Darth Maul!
Ben and JerryQui Gon: We'll take him!
* they fight, Darth Maul is beaten, Qui Gon bites it *
Ben: Anakin: I will take you through your akward teen years and train you until you are a young adult.
* he does, and Anakin humps Padme somewhere along the way *
Anakin: Up yours, Ben! Palpatine's dress code is cooler!
* Anakin changes name to Vader and switches teams *
Ben: Lay there and burn!
* Anakin does, and is saved by Palpatine and put into a life suit *
Palpatine: You killed your b***h, dawg.
Anakin: NOOOOOOO!
Palpatine: Look, we have Death Star!
* along comes an X-Wing *
Luke: I will destroy this thing with a torpedo!
* he does *
Han: Oh s**t!
* Han is frozen in Carbonite *
Luke: I will duel you, Vader!
* they duel, Luke gets his hand cut off *
Vader: Who's yo daddy? ME!
Luke: NOOOOOOOO!
Palpatine: Look, our NEW Death Star!
Luke: I demand a rematch!
* Luke and Vader duel again *
Vader: Ow, you beat me.
* Death Star is destoryed *
Luke: Woot! I am the hero!

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FrozenPhoenix32

PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:04 pm


I never finished the CotGCW novelization..i should get back to that eventually.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 5:46 pm


*Insert blatant advertisment for MandalMotors and Blastech here.*
Do it,because the producers want your credits.

So,how are all you ole Nunas?Er...vods?

Zeke Ren

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Darkened Angel
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 9:18 pm


PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 9:24 pm


*Stares at everyone* Are you all on crack...or is it just me?@.@

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Darkened Angel
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:39 pm


I'm not, so it must be you. Now gimmie some, I need a buzz.

* gets high on sugar *

LIKEOMGIFEELSUPER! WHOATHISISWEIRD! IT'SLIKETHEWORLDSLOWEDDOWNAROUNDME!
PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 10:50 pm


FrozenPhoenix32
I never finished the CotGCW novelization..i should get back to that eventually.


Yes. 3nodding I've been wishing to see more for some time.
And, ND needs to postie!

AFK Masturbating


Sol Walker
Crew

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 1:35 pm


yeah, where is he anyway?
PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 4:27 pm


Working his butt off at school basically. All his free time is spent on mods for a game.

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FrozenPhoenix32

PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:22 pm


ND come baack.
PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:38 pm


This isn't fair....why is it that the Jedi get the fast-paced storyline, while us Sith, the rightful rulers of the plot, have such a slowed-paced story?! I WANT TO USE DUAL SABERS ALREADY!! gonk stressed scream

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 10:47 pm


Ayanami Rei First Child
This isn't fair....why is it that the Jedi get the fast-paced storyline, while us Sith, the rightful rulers of the plot, have such a slowed-paced story?! I WANT TO USE DUAL SABERS ALREADY!! gonk stressed scream


We're the good guys, that why! blaugh
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