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 Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:20 pm
Nudge two hundred and ninety-two
62. My loyal, trusted and heavily armed bodyguards will always be on hand.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:26 pm
Nudge two hundred and ninety-three
63. I will never leave my True Love and/or family unguarded unless they can defend themselves.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:35 pm
Nudge two hundred and ninety-four
64. I will always pack as much firepower as I can.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:36 pm
Nudge two hundred and ninety-five
65. I will never allow my people to speak to prisoners alone, but I will sometimes appear to do so.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:42 pm
Nudge two hundred and ninety-six
66. I will maintain constant surveillance on all prisoners in case one of my people tries something behind my back.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:48 pm
Nudge two hundred and ninety-seven
67. If I discover a mysterious pod in my home, barn, spaceship, or alien territory, I will not stick my face into it or pick it up to see if it is alive. Instead I will have it examined via remote-controlled robot. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:51 pm
Nudge two hundred and ninety-eight
68. I will not trust a being with an inordinate number of tentacles. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:53 pm
Nudge two hundred and ninety-nine
69. I will always read the fine print.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:56 pm
Nudge THREE HUNDRED (wooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!1!!one!!!!eleven!)
70. Being captured by the Evil Overlord is one way to learn his secret plans, but there are innumerable other ways that are better, and they will be tried first.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:01 pm
Nudge three hundred and one
71. My weapon of choice will be the one that allows the greatest distance between me and my target.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:04 pm
Nudge three hundred and two
72. When I am forced to decide which of two identical people is the Trusted Ally and which is the Evil Doppelganger, I will stun them both and sort things out in the brig.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:07 pm
Nudge three hundred and three
73. When I make my escape from the Evil Overlord's encampment, I will sabotage as much of the enemy's pursuit capacity (horses, jeeps, rocket bikes, etc) as opportunity permits, sparing only enough for the use of my companions and me.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:09 pm
Nudge three hundred and four
74. If my trusty sidekick always blurts out the fact that I am carrying the most powerful magic object in the world, then I will get a sidekick who is less of a blabbermouth. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:12 pm
Nudge three hundred and five
75. No robots serving with me will be permitted to have emotion chips.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:13 pm
Nudge three hundred and six
76. I will be courteous to all, whether friend, foe, or neutral. Especially neutral. heart
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