Ayanami Rei First Child
I wouldn't have wanted that for my RP though. I meant more irl.
Also....everyone here is so rude!! Here it is, my BIRTHDAY, and NOBODY wishes me a happy b-day except for a call from Angelic-san!!
UNHAPPY FRIGGIN' BIRTHDAY! * slaps your tooshie for each year old you are, then gives you a present... an empty bottle of beer, a tampon, and a toilet scrubber brush *
Speaking of random...
* goes back in time and beats God to giving Moses the 10 Commandments, causing them to be altered *
1. Thou shalt hand over all your base to me.
2. Thou shalt dance naked.
3. Beer is good.
4. Jar Jar sucks.
5. Thou shalt wear pink leotards and tutus every Sunday.
6. Thou shalt advocate all night partying.
7. Thou shalt rename Rome to p***s.
8. Thou shalt use the phrase " d**k around. "
9. Thou shalt find " When in p***s, do what the Penises do and d**k around. " funny.
10. Thou shalt pit Peewee Herman and Michael Jackson against each other in Mortal Kombat.
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