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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:14 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:16 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:18 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:06 pm
Nudge two hundred and eighty-one
51. When I state my intention to do something and one of my robots interrupts me, I will at least hear it out. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:07 pm
Nudge two hundred and eighty-two
52. I will wear different outfits from day to day, so that the Evil Overlord's henchmen will not be able to spot me at a glance.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:09 pm
Nudge two hundred and eighty-three
53. If I lose a hand and have it replaced with a prosthesis, the prosthesis will have a functional weapon built in to it. I can use it to surprise Bad Guys and open canned goods. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:10 pm
Nudge two hundred and eighty-four
54. I will not have sex with anyone before a battle. They will either die or betray me during the battle.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:11 pm
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55. High-sounding directives notwithstanding, I will never value culture above sentient life. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:13 pm
Nudge two hundred and eighty-six
56. If I get incriminating evidence about an enemy or a superior, I will make several copies, and store each in a different location. I will not surrender the sole copy to anyone. If ordered to destroy the copies, I will do so, after first making more copies. heart
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:14 pm
Nudge two hundred and eighty-seven
57. I will not try to make comrades run faster by yanking on their arms. I will instead advise them to stop turning around to look at the pursuing danger (rats, lava, etc.).
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:15 pm
Nudge two hundred and eighty-eight
58. I will not make the sidekick wait somewhere while I go on ahead. He'll only get into worse trouble than he otherwise would.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:17 pm
Nudge two hundred and eighty-nine
59. Every member of the rebellion will have DNA tests to bring any existing blood relationships to light.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:18 pm
Nudge two hundred and ninety
60. When five seconds can mean the difference between the survival and destruction of the galaxy, I will keep my wistful expressions of undying fealty, love, or regret to a minimum.
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Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:19 pm
Nudge two hundred and ninety-one
61. After knocking out a bad guy, I will kill him silently if I can, cripple him silently if I can't kill him, or disarm him if I can neither kill nor cripple him. If I fail to do any of these, he will come to and jump me from behind.
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