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*Pulls a bottle from thin air and presents it to Deerkin*
"Spent a decade or two in Italy. I hung a round a few vineyards seeing the world and all that. I'm not much a of a drinker but, I've been told the older stuff is better and that should be pushing 50 years or something."
*retrieves a glass from the ether and pours.*
"Hope it's good."

*internally a bit let down but, determined not to show it. Plans to find somethign more impresive next time. May have to actually rob that bank.*
"I'm sorry that it's dry. I'll try to dig up better stock next time. I've recently come into allot of liquor that I'll never drink. Giving it back doesn't strike as being too funny so, i'll probaby sit there until a school bus break down outside my place and I can convince the kids that it's frozen kool-aide or something."

*looks down like a scolded child*
"Yes, ma'am. Wasn't going to sell. Give it away. Booze and kids never mentioned together again. Promise. Sorry."

"I was just kidding though. Even in the name of mischief I wouldn't sink that low. Maybe I would get a bus fulla nuns loaded but, not kids. That's just not cool. About the only think worse would be beating the hell outta kids and women. Maybe they're tired for crappy deeds. Maybe beatings still worse. Either way, not high on my list of things to do. I'll lie, cheat and steal but, even for mischief ya gotta have boundries."

*smiles* "Thank you. Everyone's gotta stand for soemthing or life just kinda passes you by. "
*pulls a can of soda from the thin air along with a brandy glass. Her cradled the glass between his fingers and poured the contents of the can in. Sipping at the liquid, attemtpting to look as if he has some kind of class.*

*Takes a few more sips. Still trying*
"I like you're new look. Well, I do kinda miss the ears though. They were pretty cute."

"Ouch. Any reason?"