1. go to the website
http://babelfish.yahoo.com/2. type in a random sentence
(my favorite is : 'Amanda is a sleazy whore' , try it it comes back really funny)
3. translate the sentence into Chinese
4. translate the sentence back to English
5. laugh
6. post the results here =P
Original: So one day, my roommate comes back dead drunk, at 4am in the morning. I hear this THUD at the door, and slowly open it. He falls through as the door opens and hits the floor.
So I drag him into the bathroom, then go back to sleep. I wake up 8am for my work study, he's still passed out. So I dragged him out and put him in the dorm, took my shower, and then dragged him back in. How he never woke up I'm not sure; but it's kind of hilarious of how drunk he was!
Translated: Then one day, my roommate came back the dead to be drunk in the morning, in 4am. I hear this to hit hard the sound and open it slowly in the gate. When the gate turns on and hits the floor, he is defeated. Therefore I drag him to enter the bathroom, then rests. I awaken me work study 8am, he' Still s which distributed. Therefore I have delayed him in the dormitory, and invested him, has taken my bath, then has dragged him. How hasn't he awakened I' m did not affirm; But it' how the s type lively alcoholic