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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:43 pm
Poor Nelphean, everyone he talks to seems to have to run away...
What bad luck.
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:49 pm
I said I could not stay long. gonk But I am coming back damnit! *beats off phone and attack of school books* no!
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:52 pm
I meant the clone. Bastet's elf is the happiest guy right now...
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:25 pm
scanner pluged in and ready to go, now I just need some art razz
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:43 pm
Okay I think it is safe to say that no one is home right now. And I was looking to have a great long conversion with other people about deep and important things, but hy it's okay tommorow is good friday and I only have to work four hours, mind I have to come one hour earlier from five to nine, but hey I'll just stay up all night and it will be all groovy. Speaking of groovy I think that I am going to bust and ELf and write a long not so thought out monologue which in the end vibrants with such truth that it must astonish even its creator, too bad the Elf is normal and I am tittering on the brink of insanity!!!!!
Traveled to many place in my life and have seen all kinds of parties, as long as there are batteries this loco ain't dying. I enjoy everything fully until it gone. Smell like a drunk Boracho, I'm a real Mexicano Macho. I smoke like a chimney, and drink like fish. Man, this rant is getting way to long and I beggning to ryhme, could it be that Mr. Murieta has finally lost his mind? Not that I have ever had it, but the stament does lent itself to some grandeur doesn't it?
Born in raised in the outer lands, this legitimate son of two Mexicans. I wasn't born in East Los I was born in Torrance, to the rest of the raza I am a white boy with a bad tan. Don't like Corona's can't stand Tecate, I prefer some Tequila and salt. I don't smoke pot althought I have tried it thrice, and let just say, a high fat man ain't a pretty sight.
But here is a good question: Man made beer, God made pot, who do you trust?
If you find the following statement anything more that midly amusing, remove your hands from the bong!!!
I fell for a girl that ended being married, but that wasn't the worst part, it turned out she was lesbian. I dirve a Blazer that's a light color blue and I stereo is usually Spanish Music so loud it scares my white neighbors. I once got yelled at by a black man to go back to my country, I answered go back to yours, he gave me a ticket for speeding. To this day I hate cops.
I find slim girls attractive and fat girls appealing. I like small girls and big girls alike. If your tall then its great, let go out on a date. If you're not, then that's okay, I love you just as well. I have two piercings and I may be going for three. And think that I maybe addicted to ink.
The way I talk about girls, you'd think I have so many girlfriends I had lost count, but don't I wish. I have never had a girlfriend, or even a good date, one girl left during the middle of the movie, the other's boyfriend kicked my gonads so hard I passed out. Oh yeah, and there was that one time the car batttery died. And the worst one of all, she went with me out of pity, ain't that [censored] great?
With a track record like that no wonder I haven't been on a date in two years. Got flashed by girl when she lifted her skirt, and then went blind for a week turn out, she was a dude!
Okay that's enough I'm finished, I'm done! I ate my last braincell and now I have none.
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:27 pm
It think its safe to say that I am completely out of my mind.
Isn't just stating the obvious?
Ehh,..that's not the point? THe point is how am I going to love through the week?
If I knew that answer, you think I'll still be here stuck in your body? And here is a question for you, no RP today, or what, must be bored out of your mind, just floating in the flimflam thread.
Well, I would have to have a minf first to be bored and the fact that I am taling to myself kills that theory of entirely, doesn't it? And besides can't afford to RP right now I'm only going to be on here an hour more, and I have a sinking feeling that all hell may just break loose when I return.
"Ohh....if hells breakin loose, then I'm bringing the Tequila, if we are going to die a fiery death, let us at least way to wasted to care.
For once Jack, you're starting to make sense,
Thanks Johhny
My pleasure Jack.
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:38 pm
...stupid gaia not posting...
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:39 pm
You're certainly an interesting fellow, though your last two paragraphs scared me.
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Sir J Wiedreich the Blind
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:44 pm
Ehh....where Az is sane beting reason, I am insane beyond all hope and besides I tell no lies, I have had some interesting times.
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:53 pm
Thank you Elias, no one really calls me sane.
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Fractured Moonlight Captain
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:53 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:53 pm
Don't worry about it Elf my man, I have had worse. Was in the middle of the RP when my computer literally went boom, turns out its not face to jam your finger into teh fan. Finger was okay the fan on the other bent like a pretzel it in the hands of fat man.
[You something bro,really have to stop with the fat jokes there getting old fast.
Oaky, You know I once knew a man from Nantuckit. you had a.......
*Covers his mouth* If you finish that sentece ill cut of your tongue
Your tongue too hombre
Damn your logic, Johnny
I try Jack, I learned from the best.
Why thank you, Johnny I'm flattered
I never said that it was you doofus.
[censored] you then,
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:57 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:57 pm
Oh his Aura, how was work? Good I hope, any plans for the Holiday weeked?
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Sir J Wiedreich the Blind
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:58 pm
Now you're really scaring me. Not that I think there's anything wrong with what you're doing, but the content scares me.
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