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Poor Nelphean, everyone he talks to seems to have to run away...

What bad luck.

I meant the clone. Bastet's elf is the happiest guy right now...

Okay I think it is safe to say that no one is home right now. And I was looking to have a great long conversion with other people about deep and important things, but hy it's okay tommorow is good friday and I only have to work four hours, mind I have to come one hour earlier from five to nine, but hey I'll just stay up all night and it will be all groovy. Speaking of groovy I think that I am going to bust and ELf and write a long not so thought out monologue which in the end vibrants with such truth that it must astonish even its creator, too bad the Elf is normal and I am tittering on the brink of insanity!!!!!

Traveled to many place in my life and have seen all kinds of parties, as long as there are batteries this loco ain't dying. I enjoy everything fully until it gone. Smell like a drunk Boracho, I'm a real Mexicano Macho. I smoke like a chimney, and drink like fish. Man, this rant is getting way to long and I beggning to ryhme, could it be that Mr. Murieta has finally lost his mind? Not that I have ever had it, but the stament does lent itself to some grandeur doesn't it?

Born in raised in the outer lands, this legitimate son of two Mexicans. I wasn't born in East Los I was born in Torrance, to the rest of the raza I am a white boy with a bad tan. Don't like Corona's can't stand Tecate, I prefer some Tequila and salt. I don't smoke pot althought I have tried it thrice, and let just say, a high fat man ain't a pretty sight.

But here is a good question: Man made beer, God made pot, who do you trust?

If you find the following statement anything more that midly amusing, remove your hands from the bong!!!


I fell for a girl that ended being married, but that wasn't the worst part, it turned out she was lesbian. I dirve a Blazer that's a light color blue and I stereo is usually Spanish Music so loud it scares my white neighbors. I once got yelled at by a black man to go back to my country, I answered go back to yours, he gave me a ticket for speeding. To this day I hate cops.

I find slim girls attractive and fat girls appealing. I like small girls and big girls alike. If your tall then its great, let go out on a date. If you're not, then that's okay, I love you just as well. I have two piercings and I may be going for three. And think that I maybe addicted to ink.


The way I talk about girls, you'd think I have so many girlfriends I had lost count, but don't I wish. I have never had a girlfriend, or even a good date, one girl left during the middle of the movie, the other's boyfriend kicked my gonads so hard I passed out. Oh yeah, and there was that one time the car batttery died. And the worst one of all, she went with me out of pity, ain't that [censored] great?

With a track record like that no wonder I haven't been on a date in two years. Got flashed by girl when she lifted her skirt, and then went blind for a week turn out, she was a dude!

Okay that's enough I'm finished, I'm done! I ate my last braincell and now I have none.

...stupid gaia not posting...

Ehh....where Az is sane beting reason, I am insane beyond all hope and besides I tell no lies, I have had some interesting times.

Babbling much boys?

Yes.

Now you're really scaring me. Not that I think there's anything wrong with what you're doing, but the content scares me.