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Rose Lankai

PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 2:23 pm


    I'm gonna be even more like Loke now. <3 Went to my doctor, again, about my back pain. She's gonna send me to a physical therapist about my back, it may do some good, most likely it'll do nothing or make it worse. If it doesn't help, I'm screwed. The nearest specialist that takes my insurance is in Chattanooga, which means a five hour drive to there... >>;; Not gonna happen. Which means (most likely) I getta walk around with a cane and a horrible limp if my hip keeps it up and I'll be on even more pain pills, unless of course the therapy helps. x.x;
PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 5:32 pm


Dammit roan kick starting my rp muscle!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:33 pm


FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:13 am


Yay for surrealism!

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Rose Lankai

PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:41 pm


    For now... until school starts back, I'm gonna be doing over 40 hour weeks for work, but I'm not full time. I got my six-month raise today and it's gonna be like .25 cents. x.x;; Not much, but it'll help a little at least. My boss lied every more to my face about why I'm getting so many hours. One of the other women there's cheating the daycare, by writing herself out for a hour or more a day that she's not working... I got STARS coming up next month where they check the teachers and workplace to see how it is... I've got to the point I'm tempted to tell them how it actually is there and pretend I didn't find out today that we're not suppose to use 'time-outs' for the children. >> Then I'm gonna ask LeeAnn why I should lie to the state when it's suppose to be a Christian Daycare and I don't see Jesus lying about something to get better things. XD

    I need something to cuddle... and a way to stay cool at night, instead of waking up a hour or two before I should, because I'm burning hot. x.x;;
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:46 am


Tight Waist, Cute Face...

Finally 18... and everything goes tits up. Hoorah!

Time to sell a kidney!

...I Can Be Your Angel

Akiko Himura


Roan DeSeer
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:02 am


I am randomly sick. I was fine yesterday, but at 3am my stomach collaborated with my throat to lay seige to my entire body, and Ive been throwing up every 2 hours since. It hurts crying
PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 4:10 am


.:.cuddles Roaneh in a haz-mat suit.:.

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Roan DeSeer
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:05 am


TY Dae *murrrrr* Also, Eternal essences should be more easy to come by and cheaper on WoW!

*grumble grumble grumble*
PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:16 am


after months of liking my job, my boss has shown his true colours and proved he is a c**t and now my job sucks!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:16 am


They light the world on fire,
Just to watch it burn...


Sex is not that important; it's the afterward part when you're naked and it's warm. Watching the sun come up through the windshield, you look in her good eye, you help strap on her leg, and you know: you ******** a pirate.


...It'll be their funeral pyre,
But they never seem to learn.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:12 pm


... I worry about ou Jer. Sleep more, theres a good boy.

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Akiko Himura

PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:20 am


I think I have an addiction to large gauge jewelry. Or to stretching my ears o.O I want to stretch to 3/4" <3
Make it stop! I'll never have normal lobes again D:
PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:27 am


To each his own. Me, Im ink addicted. <3

Roan DeSeer
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Sophus Bardos

PostPosted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:34 am


Mijin Himura
after months of liking my job, my boss has shown his true colours and proved he is a c**t and now my job sucks!

why dude whats happened/happening.
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