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 Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:43 pm
Alkaizer87 Celestial Fox Frenzi YinYangSpider Chris - I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and... Jill - Shut up Chris! We all know you are. Chris: What? I was gonna say tough! Leon: I'M the one who's gay, remember? Sheva: Wait he's...hold on why is he here? This RE5 not 4. Chris: How should I know? he's been on us since we got here. Can't complain. he keeps telling us if there's a Manjini still alive. Sheva: No he doesn't. I got hit by a Majini just a while ago, but he didn't say a thing. Leon: That's because I only care about Mister big broad shoulders over here. It would be better if hussies like you were gone. Sheva: Oh, you little f*****t! I'm going to slap the s**t out of you! Leon: Bring it b***h! *Snap Snap Snap*
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:46 pm
Celestial Fox Frenzi Alkaizer87 Celestial Fox Frenzi YinYangSpider Chris - I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and... Jill - Shut up Chris! We all know you are. Chris: What? I was gonna say tough! Leon: I'M the one who's gay, remember? Sheva: Wait he's...hold on why is he here? This RE5 not 4. Chris: How should I know? he's been on us since we got here. Can't complain. he keeps telling us if there's a Manjini still alive. Sheva: No he doesn't. I got hit by a Majini just a while ago, but he didn't say a thing. Leon: That's because I only care about Mister big broad shoulders over here. It would be better if hussies like you were gone. Sheva: Oh, you little f*****t! I'm going to slap the s**t out of you! Leon: Bring it b***h! *Snap Snap Snap* Sheva: "I already brought it! I brought it, tooks pictures of it, and left already!" *snap snap snap* Leon: "There's no way I can bring anything better than that!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:38 pm
The Argonauts Celestial Fox Frenzi Alkaizer87 Celestial Fox Frenzi YinYangSpider Chris - I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and... Jill - Shut up Chris! We all know you are. Chris: What? I was gonna say tough! Leon: I'M the one who's gay, remember? Sheva: Wait he's...hold on why is he here? This RE5 not 4. Chris: How should I know? he's been on us since we got here. Can't complain. he keeps telling us if there's a Manjini still alive. Sheva: No he doesn't. I got hit by a Majini just a while ago, but he didn't say a thing. Leon: That's because I only care about Mister big broad shoulders over here. It would be better if hussies like you were gone. Sheva: Oh, you little f*****t! I'm going to slap the s**t out of you! Leon: Bring it b***h! *Snap Snap Snap* Sheva: "I already brought it! I brought it, tooks pictures of it, and left already!" *snap snap snap* Leon: "There's no way I can bring anything better than that!" Ganado and Majini crowd: OOOOOOH!!!
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Posted: Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:16 pm
Celestial Fox Frenzi The Argonauts Celestial Fox Frenzi Alkaizer87 Celestial Fox Frenzi YinYangSpider Chris - I feel pretty! Oh so pretty! I feel pretty and witty and... Jill - Shut up Chris! We all know you are. Chris: What? I was gonna say tough! Leon: I'M the one who's gay, remember? Sheva: Wait he's...hold on why is he here? This RE5 not 4. Chris: How should I know? he's been on us since we got here. Can't complain. he keeps telling us if there's a Manjini still alive. Sheva: No he doesn't. I got hit by a Majini just a while ago, but he didn't say a thing. Leon: That's because I only care about Mister big broad shoulders over here. It would be better if hussies like you were gone. Sheva: Oh, you little f*****t! I'm going to slap the s**t out of you! Leon: Bring it b***h! *Snap Snap Snap* Sheva: "I already brought it! I brought it, tooks pictures of it, and left already!" *snap snap snap* Leon: "There's no way I can bring anything better than that!" Ganado and Majini crowd: OOOOOOH!!! Saddler: Oh Leon! heart Leon: By right there master. Sheva: I knew it! Leon let himself get captured.
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:20 am
Alkaizer87 Celestial Fox Frenzi The Argonauts Celestial Fox Frenzi Alkaizer87 Sheva: Wait he's...hold on why is he here? This RE5 not 4. Chris: How should I know? he's been on us since we got here. Can't complain. he keeps telling us if there's a Manjini still alive. Sheva: No he doesn't. I got hit by a Majini just a while ago, but he didn't say a thing. Leon: That's because I only care about Mister big broad shoulders over here. It would be better if hussies like you were gone. Sheva: Oh, you little f*****t! I'm going to slap the s**t out of you! Leon: Bring it b***h! *Snap Snap Snap* Sheva: "I already brought it! I brought it, tooks pictures of it, and left already!" *snap snap snap* Leon: "There's no way I can bring anything better than that!" Ganado and Majini crowd: OOOOOOH!!! Saddler: Oh Leon! heart Leon: By right there master. Sheva: I knew it! Leon let himself get captured. Chris: Well, remember the egg he got injected with? That egg wasn't injected with any conventional needle....
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:33 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:25 am
Ok I'm running out of ideas....Ok how about this.
Queer eye for the straight guy: Residnet Evil Edition.
*knocks on the door.*
Chris: Who is it?*opens*
Leon: Hello Senior Redfield, ve are vere to dress you up.
Chris: What the f$%^?
Leon: Get him boys before he gets away.
Alfred&Morphius: You're ze Boss.
Chris: God no!! Sheva help!
Sheva: They finally arrived, and about time. Now that's my end of the bargain. Where's my money?
Wesker: Revenge is so sweet. Yes, here it is.*hands over money*
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 8:59 pm
Chris: Butthurt much, Sheva?
Sheva: For your information...Yes it does.
Chris: I can ease the pain if you want me to.
Sheva: Really? How?
Chris: Just come stand by me and I will spray this first aid can in the air around us and all our wounds will go away, including your butthurt.
Sheva: That sounds illogical, but I'll give it a shot. What's there to lose?
Chris: Ready?
Sheva: Yeah.
Chris: *Sprays the can in her eyes*
Sheva: *Bending over* Oww! Wtf!
Chris: *Shoves a green and red herb mixture up her a**.*
Sheva: Gaah...Wait a minute...My butthurt is gone! Chris, you did it! *Slaps his face* But why the *AROOOGA!* did you have to spray me in the eyes?
Chris: *Rubbing his ouchie* Because I knew you would never allow me to shove herbs up your a**. Think about it...A spray can that can heal our wounds? How does that sound illogical?
Sheva: It doesn't?
Chris: There ya go.
Sheva:...Alright, just end this joke already. The only reason you did that was to resurrect this dead thread.
Chris: Shhh. Stop breaking the fourth wall dammit.
Sheva: But it's the only way to get to the next area.
Chris: Huh? That's highly illogical.
Sheva: I know. Just as illogical as a grammar freak using the word butthurt.
Chris: Why?
Sheva: Because butthurt isn't a word. Just like alot.
*Both of them looks toward the reader*
Chris: Well is that so. Well we wouldn't want any hypocrites now, would we? I mean, even making up words is bad enough when all it takes is a space to separate and make it into two real words. Even worst is knowing when you're doing it. And if you think that I am just dragging this out too long, I shall terminate this joke right no...
Ha ha, I did this with a joking affection.
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 2:40 pm
Jim: I like my life, it's dandy!Quote: Chris: Huh? That's highly illogical. Sheva: I know. Just as illogical as a grammar freak using the word butthurt. Chris: Why? Sheva: Because butthurt isn't a word. Just like alot. *Both of them looks toward the reader* Chris: Well is that so. Well we wouldn't want any hypocrites now, would we? I mean, even making up words is bad enough when all it takes is a space to separate and make it into two real words. Even worst is knowing when you're doing it. And if you think that I am just dragging this out too long, I shall terminate this joke right no...
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Posted: Sun Jun 28, 2009 6:47 pm
Sheva: CHRIS. I want you...
Chris: Whaaaat?!
Sheva: We're partners! 'Til the end!
Jill: *whips Chris* b***h, you replaced me?!
Chris: Oh... s**t... crying
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:12 am
Anyone remember the Rebirth mission in Umbrella Chronicles, with Lisa in it?
*Lisa pops up, yet AGAIN*
Wesker: She likes me...
Lisa: GROAAAAAN ROARR (ALBERT! YOU CAN'T DENY OUR LOOOOOVE.)
-Wesker proceeds to fire more bullets into Lisa and run off, only to later on stumble across her again-
Wesker: . . .Are you stalking me?
Lisa: ROAR GROAN GROAN ROAAAAR (WHY DO YOU TURN AWAY WHEN I TELL YOU MY FEELINGS, ALBERT?!)
-Insert scene with chandelier falling on Lisa, ec.)
Days later, Wesker would open up his mailbox to find a love letter from Lisa. :"D
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Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:35 pm
SAy hello to my little friend
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:46 pm
Claire: Does this grenade launcher make my butt look big?
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:09 pm
NotteRequiem Wesker: Does this pistol make my butt look big? I'm srsly beginning to think someone has a butt fetish...Teehee! *Runs away*
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