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 Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:29 am
Oh good...the fire is still going...I need to add something (heeheehee) to keep it going....
*Attempts to add the entire reference section of the Library of Congress into the firepit*
"Hey DerZuhalter! I think we need a bigger firepit! Do you know where we can get one? Or two???"
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 4:49 am
you can use the old one you're standing on 3nodding
We had to stop using it due to the fact that it is an ancient indian burial ground and they kept haunting the fire and people where getting angry but since we have a nonhaunted pit I don't see any reason why to not start it again
*brings out a wagon full of explosives and another full of random things he found in the castle*
Use these, I still need to kill the chicken and roast it
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:28 pm
Wow!!! The really QUICK fire starters.
Now I'll take one of these handy roadside flares, and this case of TNT (it must be good, it says ACME on the side), and THIS case of phosphrous grenades, and this detonater....
the one with 200 yards of wire, so I can keep my eyebrows this time....
"You may want to, err, stand back a little, folks........."
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 6:47 pm
SamekhMem Wow!!! The really QUICK fire starters. Now I'll take one of these handy roadside flares, and this case of TNT (it must be good, it says ACME on the side), and THIS case of phosphrous grenades, and this detonater.... the one with 200 yards of wire, so I can keep my eyebrows this time.... "You may want to, err, stand back a little, folks........." We do have a blast wall that I stole from myth busters
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 4:16 am
Ooh! Ooh! Oooh! A Blast Wall! I need a Blast Wall!!!!
What on earth is a blast wall????? Does it blast, or keep me from getting blasted?????
Never mind! It sounds neat, and I need it!!!!
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 10:00 am
SamekhMem Ooh! Ooh! Oooh! A Blast Wall! I need a Blast Wall!!!! What on earth is a blast wall????? Does it blast, or keep me from getting blasted?????Never mind! It sounds neat, and I need it!!!! Well why don't you blast the new firepit into life and I'll give you one after *hides behind wall*
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 12:58 pm
Oh, I love starting fires! heart I think I'll write a haiku.
I have lit the fuse.
See, the flames climb to the sky!
Should it move so fast......?
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!
How do you like that!!!!! Just like fireworks! Except on the ground, sort of thing....and isn't that a nice fire?????
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:19 pm
*Didn't seek cover* burning_eyes *cough cough* I think you burned my tire crying DerZuhalter! I wanna order a shark tooth pizza!
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:57 pm
Kazerunner34 *Didn't seek cover* burning_eyes *cough cough* I think you burned my tire crying DerZuhalter! I wanna order a shark tooth pizza! one shark tooth pizza coming up *dives into the water and attacks a shark* *5 hours later he comes out with a tooth in his hand and only 5 left in his mouth* human tooth work? *stabs the final chicken as it runs by* gotcha now to roast ya
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 2:58 pm
SamekhMem Oh, I love starting fires! heart I think I'll write a haiku. I have lit the fuse. See, the flames climb to the sky! Should it move so fast......? BOOM!!!!!!!!!!How do you like that!!!!! Just like fireworks! Except on the ground, sort of thing....and isn't that a nice fire????? *points at the blast wall* all yours now and that is one perty fire
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:30 pm
DerZuhalter SamekhMem Oh, I love starting fires! heart I think I'll write a haiku. I have lit the fuse. See, the flames climb to the sky! Should it move so fast......? BOOM!!!!!!!!!!How do you like that!!!!! Just like fireworks! Except on the ground, sort of thing....and isn't that a nice fire????? *points at the blast wall* all yours now and that is one perty fire Isn't it, though! MWAAHAAHAAHaahaahaahaahaa haahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 3:52 pm
(Could I be the person who sits around and pretends she is working?)
That kaboom was a big kaboom. How profound, eh? *swims underwater and hugs the shark that DerZuhalter attacked* Oh was he mean? Aww, yes I wuv you widdle sharkie.
WHY DID YOU ATTACK SHARKIE? HE'S MY PET SHARK! scream
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 7:44 pm
Sylvantria (Could I be the person who sits around and pretends she is working?) That kaboom was a big kaboom. How profound, eh? *swims underwater and hugs the shark that DerZuhalter attacked* Oh was he mean? Aww, yes I wuv you widdle sharkie. WHY DID YOU ATTACK SHARKIE? HE'S MY PET SHARK! scream You have a pet shark? No wonder you don't have a face........
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:02 pm
SamekhMem Sylvantria (Could I be the person who sits around and pretends she is working?) That kaboom was a big kaboom. How profound, eh? *swims underwater and hugs the shark that DerZuhalter attacked* Oh was he mean? Aww, yes I wuv you widdle sharkie. WHY DID YOU ATTACK SHARKIE? HE'S MY PET SHARK! scream You have a pet shark? No wonder you don't have a face........ Don't blame sharkie! He never bit my face off! It's just my own stupidity of running into the fire and getting eaten that I don't have a face! Really, I'm a ghost. So I don't have a body, period. Still don't be mean to poor widdle sharkie!
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