Wishes.

[Princeh Monster]

Wish granted. You receive a new computer, unfortunately, it's possessed and sacrifices you to it's technological overlords.

I wish for no more snow.  

[Death Knight Bane]

Wish granted the world without snow made kids realize there is no such thing as xmas and cause an apocalyptic riot that destroyed the whole world.

I wish a bag of chips.  

[Xiggehs]

You eat all the chips while watching your favorite porno. You get distracted by a particularly large pair of balls and eat the bag also. The bag gets caught in your throat and you suffocate.

I wish i had a happy like this...
 

[Death Knight Bane]

Wish granted your face is stuck like that and most people think your a freak and causes a huge angry mob to set your house on fire and hang you.

I wish I could kick a baby.  

[x_Teratoma_x]

Wish Granted, you kicked the baby and then it was the baby of a mafian overlord and so the mafia shoots you up... and then kicks you just or poetic justice


I wish for an epic rave  

[Death Knight Bane]

Wish granted you just suddenly exploded.

I wish i could throw a bunny.  

[x_Teratoma_x]

Granted. You throw the bunny, and it dies, but its a class pet for retarded kids ......so the retarded kids are crying and the teacher blasts you away with an ak-47

I wish for a shirtless hot guy to gimme a back rub ((so sore Dx))  

[Death Knight Bane]

Granted he gives you a back rub and you found out he dosent really know much about back rubbing and accidentally broke your back.

I wish for some noodles. gettin hungry  

[Xiggehs]

Granted.
Your noodles are actually freeze dried worms, uh oh.

I wish i was an oscar meyer weiner.....8D  

[x_Teratoma_x]

Wish Granted but then you get eaten by a hungry fat kid which as we discussed before is a dangerous thing whee

I wish for a valium..... ((i may be able to sleep))  

[Death Knight Bane]

Granted your able to sleep but unfortunately you never woke up again.

I wish could beat up a hobo.  

[x_Teratoma_x]

Granted, but its the hobo whos pants you got before that stink of piss and are holey. Hes pissed that you have his pants and hes drunk so sadly he shanks you :O

I wish to find $200 in my pocket biggrin  

[Xiggehs]

Granted...but it's 200 Zimbabwe dollars which means it's worth less than one US dollar. Yay for weak currency 8D

I wish i had a ripe banana.  

[x_Teratoma_x]

Granted, but you found out it was a pornstar's and well she was using it as a prop (ew)

I wish for bacon D:  

[Xiggehs]

Granted. It's canadian bacon D;

I wish I had some perfectly cooked ramen..i'm always hungry when I'm in this thread =P