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Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

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MadamTarantula

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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:36 pm

Barry: *turns back to others* HOW DO I TEECH THESE KEEEEEEEEEDS?! gonk

Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:00 am

AngelaAshford

Barry: *turns back to others* HOW DO I TEECH THESE KEEEEEEEEEDS?! gonk

One of my least favorite episodes...But at least you made good use of it ha ha.

Sheva: Chris, we need the number combination to open this electronic door!
Chris: *Do do do...Do do do do...* Ok, I think I got it...
Sheva: You have the combination?
Chris: No, I got the song for funky town *Do do do do do do do do do do!* Won't you take me, to funky town...I'm so high right now...
Sheva: *Head smack*
Chris: Don't forget to bring a towel!

King of Paradise

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Celestial Fox Frenzi

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Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:46 am

Wesker: Shut up Fat Boy!
Barry: Ey! Don't call me fat or I'll kick you in da nutz!

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:02 pm

Chris: "Shut-up you blood-belching v****a! Did... I just call myself a blood belching v****a?"

The Argonauts

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YinYangSpider

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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:37 am

Kevin, Mark, George, David & Jim - (singing) Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
Tell me
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:06 pm

Chris: "You'll judge us?! Do you get all your ideas from comic book villains?"

...

Oh wait...

Canas Renvall
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The Argonauts

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Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 9:41 pm

Leon after being attacked by a Licker: "Why does this remind me of collage and my wife?"

Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 9:47 pm

Leon: Agh...wait I have a wife? No that was my brother that likes to crossdress.

Alkaizer87

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The Argonauts

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Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:19 pm

Chris: "Shut-up fatass!"
Sheva: "Don't call me fat you ********' Jew!"

No Jews but plenty of fat people were harmed in the making of this game.

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:43 am

Canas Renvall

Chris: "You'll judge us?! Do you get all your ideas from comic book villains?"

...

Oh wait...

After beating 5, I finally get this. What a thing to yell during that situation. rofl

MadamTarantula

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King of Paradise

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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 6:24 pm

Jill: I'm back in...blonde? That's not how the song goes...
Wesker: It's "I'm back in black", m'dear.
Jill: Yes you are.
Sheva: And I'm here in black.
Wesker: Who cares? If you're not back in black, then you're not cool.
Sheva: Teh awwws...
Chris: Time to paint it black!
Wesker: Gtfo.
Will Smith: We are the men in black...Galaxy defenders!
Wesker: Ugh...
Soundgarden: Black hole sun, won't chya come...
Wesker: srsly?
Chris: Omg look at that black dog!
Wesker: Didn't I tell you to gtfo already?
Jill: Pearl Jam did a song called Black.
Wesker:...Let's just let this joke fade to black already...Ah, s**t.

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:17 pm

Jim: "WTF was that?! Was that ******** glitter?!"
Kevin: "Damn right! That's for stealing my quarter!"
Claire: "What would you spend it on? Catfood? Idiot"
Kevin and Jim at the same time: "GTFO! This isn't your game you whore!"
Mark: "Whore?! Where's that quarter..."
Brad Pitt then comes into the scene and punches everyone in the face.
Pitt: "Don't you EVER talk about Project Mayhem!"

The Argonauts

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Mr. Kennedy

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Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:56 pm

Chris: "Heh heh. Zebra stripe in Africa. I'm gonna fit riiiight in."
Sheva: "Hey, check out my tribal paint and longbow."
Chris: "Holy s**t, majini!"
*Your partner died*

Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:24 pm

Chris: Yes! I'm in yet ANOTHER Resident Evil Game! Take that Leon!

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Alkaizer87

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Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:58 pm

Leon: Tch, atleast I've been in a movie. No one would put your steroid a$$ in one.

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