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Eloquent Conversationalist
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 Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:06 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:16 pm
*Narrows eyes.*
...Kojima. mad
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:20 pm
Ecks X if he has "furry fist of the tiger demon," i'm permabanning both of you. and athan.
Son of a--Who's going to train Val now?
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:21 pm
Versher. He has the strength of five tigers.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:42 pm
New Dorf Fortress.
The Fortress of Lobsterceilings, established by the group of dorf explorers The Lancers of Planks. On the short side of a haunted mountain called The Dead Tooth, next to a semi-frozen forest.
Nothing can go wrong here.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:49 pm
Don't forget to have your miner carve out a spacious deathtrap factory for your deathtraps to be built in. You can't have any dorf fortresses without deathtraps.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:53 pm
The party consists of:
STOVE, proficient miner. Who is incapable of doing anything except smashing rocks.
FISH, mason. Also a miner, but can make stuff out of stone.
JOSH, woodsman. Elf-hunter axedwarf, waging war on trees.
DEE, fisherdwarf. Because they're usually first to die in my fortress.
DESSIE, farmdwarf. Growing corn, and s**t. Also 1 point in swordsdwarf.
JB, brewercook. Fermenting anything that moves.
FENIX, noble. All interaction skills for trading and not helping out at all. Also stone and bone crafting.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:55 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:56 pm
Pfft. Watch me be the last to die. ]=<
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:59 pm
Dee will be come a LEGENDARY DORVEN WRESTLER.
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:59 pm
This sounds terribly interesting.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:01 am
Deegrading Pfft. Watch me be the last to die. ]=< You underestimate life in the fortress. Fortunately, despite being on a haunted mountain, there's nothing trying to kill anyone yet.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:02 am
Chaplain Fenix Deegrading Pfft. Watch me be the last to die. ]=< You underestimate life in the fortress. Well then it's a good thing she's the fisherdwarf, who spends most of her time outside the fortress.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:07 am
When the goblins come, Dee is our first line of defense. God help us all.
Also Josh was adopted by a cat.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:09 am
If it's anything like a D&D cat it should be able to slay 3 villagers easily.
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