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Hmm..how should I say this, I am part god yes you heard me part god. That technically makes me a demi goddess right...anyways you all are probably thinking how awesome my life is well you dead wrong. Sure it has its moments like killing the demon Limos,who was the cause of my Anorexia Nervosa, but other than that it sucks. Now that I have your attention time to to get back to the point. My name is Jessica Swan and I live in Forks,Washington yes it is a real place and if you even mention Twilight I will kill you and feed your body to the other countless demons that plague me constantly. We get a lot of demons in Washington must be because of the fact that the sun rarely shines up here or they are all just attracted to me either way they're here and I have to deal with them. I am sixteen give or take a few months and I am Hispanic how the hell I ended up in Forks is a mystery to me. Now by now I should have been claimed already right wrong seems like my godly parent forgot about me but I don't care every one forgets about me sooner or later so why not them to. So what do I do now you ask well I continue living in boring old Forks dealing with my demons and trying not to kill the next girl who talks to me about Twilight. Now if my name hasn't given it away I am a girl, though some consider me to be a b***h or as I like to say Ms.b***h. So yeah that me Jessica Swan A.K.A Ms. b***h the local Hispanic of Forks,Washington.

Now knowing I am Hispanic you can probably guess what I look like. However if you are one of those people who have no idea what a Hispanic person looks like let me educate you the best I can. I am very tan which I hate because in Washington for the most part everyone other then the local Native Americans are pale. On multiple occasions I have been mistaken for one of the local Native Americans thanks to my tan skin and dark hair. Yeah I have heard some pretty racist jokes to that but then when they learn I am Hispanic another load of racism gets dropped at my door. Thank you person who sent me to this little hell hole. I also have a "curvy" and "voluptuous" form which is constantly turning head of both genders. Though for the record I am straight as an arrow so all you lesbians out their back off. Now thanks to the demon Limos I am slightly under weight. I weigh in at 85 pounds and I stand at around 5'5". Now that you know what a Hispanic looks like try not to mistake me for a Native American or I will shove my foot up well you get the picture.

Well if you have been paying any attention then you probably have noticed I don't much care what you think so I can say with pleasure that have a knack for pissing people off. That means anything from Mortals, to demons I piss them all off just by being around them. Works wonders when you want someone to stay away if they are not a monster. Monsters just attack you when you piss them off I should know I have pissed quite a few monsters off in my short life span and I have the scars to prove it. I am also great at surviving if there is a will there is a way I say if the will isn't being blocked by a giant crab. If you are dealing with a giant crab run I till you just run cause your not Herakles and I don't think your foot can crush it. One of my greatest skills it seems is cliff driving which is surprising even to me as I hate heights and I mean I hate them you try to even take me somewhere high and I will beat you to death. Trust me a Harpy tried to grab me and fly away didn't work out so well for the Harpy. The one thing I love the most well its not a thing its a he and he is my best friend. Now don't get me wrong I don't like him like him but I do like him he is the only person who actually understands me and the only one who hangs out with me. By the way his name is Peter Leon and he is Hispanic so yeah we can relate.

Now time to get on to my life story I know right this is the part you guys have been waiting for. The true story of Jessica Swan the Demigoddess. Well I can't tell you when I was born as I don't know not even my parents know. That another thing my parents aren't my birth parents they my foster parents and you can tell as while I am very tan they are like albino minus the pink eyes. However we say my birth day is March,12 as that is the day I appeared at their door steps during one of the biggest storms the Olympic Peninsula has ever faced. Though as parents go they are pretty decent they give me a lot of freedom which is a good thing cause without it I would have blown up in their faces a long time ago. And when the learned I had ADHD and dyslexia they dealt with it pretty coolly though they did place me in special classes which I probably like most kids in them hate it. I can learn perfectly find it just takes me longer to read okay thats my only issue. So school like the rest of Forks was hell for me one I heard racist jokes constantly , and every one I met hated me though luckily by the end of the year they had completely forgotten about me. If I hadn't met Peter when I did I would have probably had blown the school up, and get arrested. Though there is always a chance I am going to get arrest. They say I am a magnet for trouble that not true I am a magnet for monsters which then leads to trouble, and then a suspension.

Now before I go one with this story you need to know a few things about Forks we do have Vampires though not the ones you are thinking I am talking about the Empousai which are basically Greek Vampires. Seeing how we have vampires in Forks in will come to no surprise that we also have Werewolves, and no they are not Native Americans nor do they look like them at all they. They also don't change during the full moon,they are like the Minotaur but instead half bull they are half wolf and are always stuck in that form. So I think that Stephen Meyers the author of that cursed book can see through the mist but that is my opinion. Now getting back to my story during my freshmen year I made to more friends Kally,and Mike but they turned out to be something else. Seems that Kally is an Empousia, and Mike is a werewolf. Both there families or groups wanted to eat me but for some reason and don't ask me what it is they didn't because they were in the middle of seeing who would get to eat me. Eventually there numbers dwindled till only Mike and Kally were left and I somehow managed to kill them both. That gave me another week of suspension at the school. After that things pretty much calmed down for the most part sure I had to deal with the occasional monster but now that the two biggest monster clans were gone I was safe or so I thought.Halfway through my Sophomore year me and Peter went cliff diving. And when I say me and Peter I mean i did the diving and he watched. As Peter had a walking disorder and couldn't swim so jumping off a cliff and into the sea was suicide for him. So there I was jumping off the cliff and from out of know where this sea monster comes flying from the water and well it tried to eat me. I don't know all the details but I do know a somehow killed the thing before falling unconscious in the water. I woke up in a pick up truck somewhere in Colorado and well he wasn't wearing pants which freaked me out and then I noticed he had the legs of a goat and I fainted. I woke up again and we were driving to Ohio. Then after he explained everything I settled down and by the next day we were at the camp he had told me about.