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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:02 am
No, no, no...
The pirate would simply take a good sip from his rum* bottle, belch - and THEN either shot the ninja, or use his scimitar to make sushi.
edit: *beer or wine is fine, too
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:04 am
Lucind Varhetel No, no, no... The pirate would simply take a good sip from his rum bottle, belch - and THEN either shot the ninja, or use his scimitar to make sushi. And at the point he drew his sword, ninja stars, throwing knives, and all sorts of other sharp impliments would come flying at him. Not to mention the arrow.
Usually, I agree with you, Lu... but on this, I have to debate.
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:08 am
Dun forget the belch of doom!! scream
The ultimate, hidden technique! [insert uh's and ah's in the bg]
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:10 am
Let's approach the problem in a logical and scientific approach:
1- Ninja wear tights. 2- Jack Sparrow is a pirate.
... why are we still discussing this?
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:10 am
The arrow would go through the back of his head first before he got maimed. See, this is why I said there was a sixth one that was out of sight with an arrow ready.
mrgreen
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:10 am
But pirates get sex. Hot. Dirty. Long lasting. Sex.
Ninjas are in and out so fast, the woman didn't even feel it.
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:12 am
Poppy cupcakes! 2- Jack Sparrow is a pirate. AH, yes. The ONLY good point made today. Thanks, Poppy.
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:15 am
Hugin the Raven Poppy cupcakes! 1- NINJAS. GAY. TIGHTS. 2- Jack Sparrow is a pirate. AH, yes. The ONLY good points made today. Thanks, Poppy. Anytime! =D
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:16 am
Anyways, how's everyone doing this morning?
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:17 am
Hugin the Raven And a well-informed, well-trained SWAT team owns a gunrunner.
So yeah. Modern Pirate vs. Ninja, and they still win. If they want to outnumber her, but that isn't a fair fight. Now a team of veteran mercenary gunrunners equal in number to the SWAT team, they'd whoop up on a SWAT team if they wanted to or had to.
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:17 am
@Griff: First time a comment of yours made me laugh....in a positive way. *g*
Anyway, let's pull the historical technique then: did a pirate and a ninja ever get the chance to meet each other??
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:19 am
Lucind Varhetel @Griff: First time a comment of yours made me laugh....in a positive way. *g* Anyway, let's pull the historical technique then: did a pirate and a ninja ever get the chance to meet each other?? Yes. Many times. =o
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:22 am
For real? I mean, that was my first serious question/statement concerning this subject..
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:23 am
Lucind Varhetel Anyway, let's pull the historical technique then: did a pirate and a ninja ever get the chance to meet each other?? I'm afraid not. Which makes this debate kinda pointless.
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 11:28 am
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