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err.. i dunno about a shop.. i might do it if the proceeds go to the guild tho...

however, if you're a member, i'll do one for ya fer free. =3

anyway, i'm off (early i know!)


nightynight!

Cool. Can I get a red blade? *changes back into yukata for the occasion*

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/index.html

My own, based on SW:

In a match between Darth Vader and Qui-Gon, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Heavy Blasters have 3 settings: Stun, Kill, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who mastered lightsaber form XX, or Norrisu, which includes kick-a** swordplay followed by roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris was the doom of the Sith, not because he fought them, but because he was so bad-a** none of his apprentices could ever usurp the title of Dark Lord from him before he retired to the quieter life of a**-kicking.
Peace is a lie. There is only Chuck Norris. Through Chuck Norris I gain roundhouse kicks to the face. Through roundhouse kicks to the face, I become one with the Force.
Chuck Norris made a Rancor s**t itself by staring it down.
There are 2 things that can withstand lightsabers: Cortosis, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never enters hyperspace. Space gets out of Chuck Norris's way really fast.
Chuck Norris once farted aboard the Death Star. That's the real reason it exploded.
Tatooine is a desert planet because the heat caused by the friction of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking the Sand People evaporated it all.
A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick can break a lightsaber blade in half.

Trial of Ian... SW version.

HK-47 is Pbot.
C-3P0 is Dbot.
Mace is Judge.

Let's get it on!


Sorry. I so want to see that happen.

HK: "Inquiry: Meatbag, there seems to be rumors of a low-yield nuclear device. My question is why was it not a High-yield nuclear blast?"

what the...
Nifty. everyone's got lightsabers.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster kids.

on another note, Right now im signing in from a school computer. Mine suffered a signifigant malfunction (Hard drive went space happy on me) and now im without a computer. Im working on the problem (translation; Ive got some friends helping me out with it) but expect a little less of me for a bit.
Nospai, I give you permission to use the Cheese Star when the situation warrants it, at least until I get sith worked out over here.
just don't scratch the paint and return it with a full power core.

He'll probably take it out of your paycheck or something! xd

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>_>

* rips AC's bra right off her and runs away with it, cackling like an idiot *

Nelo,A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.