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 Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 5:58 pm
Anyone who ever found themselves about to walk into a trap in the series: "Shhh... my common sense is tingling!"
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 7:48 pm
*Jill is fixing to be crushed*: BARRY WESKER HELP!!!
Barry *outside of the door eating a sandwich*: Mmm....Jill Sandwich... :T
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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:50 pm
Jill *as above*: Wesker! Barry! Help!!!
Chris, outside the door: Well, if you don't want MY help, I guess I'm just not gonna help you! Hmmph!
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:42 pm
Marcus: Eureka!
Spencer: What!? Did you make a breakthrough with the virus!?
Marcus: No... I just saved a bundle by switching my auto insurance to Geico!
Spencer: Oh... cause Alfred's prodigy was able to customize her CapitalOne credit card how she wanted.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:50 pm
Steve: Claire. I love you like my own mother.
Claire: But... You tried to kiss me!
Steve: Hey, Ashford isn't the ONLY messed up family around here!
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 1:11 am
((^ Good one, Bio!))
HUNK: ...... ******** this game!!
Tofu: God, you're such a crybaby.
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:00 am
Nemesis: I just wanted a hug... crying
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:08 am
Irons: That's the Mayor's daughter. I was told to look after her, but I failed miserably. Just look at her. She was a true beauty. Her skin nothing short of perfection. I'd like to eat her liver with some far var beans and a nice bottle of Chianti!
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:20 am
Chris: ******** it! I quit!
Claire: Screw you Sherry, I'm leaving without finding the damn antidote...you were a pain in the a** anyway!
(I actually tried doing that...the game wouldn't let me...)
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 6:59 am
Wesker: You know... after so many years of gathering Umbrella virus samples... my collection is finished. S-so... what do I do now? *Sighs and begins to browse eBay for Beanie Babies*
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 4:55 pm
Vinessa_Valentine Wesker: You know... after so many years of gathering Umbrella virus samples... my collection is finished. S-so... what do I do now? *Sighs and begins to browse eBay for Beanie Babies* I heart you
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:35 pm
MoMo says :
Chris : i don't wanna fight . its hard
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Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:27 pm
Alright, imagine a south park setting, Chris, Jill, Berry, and wesker standing at the entrance of the mansion.
Berry: Woah... where are we?
Wesker: Well, it looks big enough to be your stomache Fat boy.
Berry: Hey! Don't call me fat you ******** Blind d***o!
Wesker: These are for looks fat a**!!
Chris: Can you two stop? Listen, those ******** dogs killed Joseph!
Jill: Yeah, and chicken s**t left us here, so I think we should take some time to find out who lives here and call for help.
Berry: Alright fine, better than standing around with you d**k wads...
More southpark style funnies coming up later!
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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:07 pm
Ashley: Leon I have to tell you something.
Leon: What is it this time?
Ashley: I'm...I'm teen pregnant.
Leon: What?! When? Who?!
Ashley: At the ritual with Salazar.
Leon: No! Salazar you two timing b*****d, I trusted you.
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Canas Renvall Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:49 am
Mikami: Resident Evil as it is... man, what a load of s**t.
Oh wait.
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