Welcome to Gaia! ::

*Throws a slice of Space Cake at Bone* Not entirely true, Cat did give a brief update on the storyline



That's about the sum of the main plot.
In Tamriel my character Maaka is joining Kasumi and Zavajango while Zavidra(sp?) sticks around to help Ral keep up with the Emperor. Verus Pondera and Twin Realms are tied into the plot, with Brunhilda and Horus, new creations of the black star nation, taking those realms over.
In Fortis Decretum, the war is still going on, but now Xiaeriene is with the emperor of Sal Torasia, and Nergal is now going to join the resistance of Auctoritania to help Sal Torasia bring down the grandmaster. And there will be many scantily clad maids with firearms and other weapons involved
Makai is where my Lex character currently is, with his creator/father Professor Ganymede, and Haruko. Agamemnon is with Hikaru, and I guess they will join later. The Black Star Nation Doctor Io is with Dracgoon and Shinji Ziler in Makai to unearth some sort of ancient weapon.
Also, my character, Dolores, is now the head Coach of the high school, Brutus is a new student who is trained against the dark arts

No clue what is going on in the other realms though for the most part.
Cat, Ryu, anything I leave out?

Speaking of Fortis, I'm gonna let you guys develop the situation some more in Auctoritania. I will then begin initiating the invasion.

http://nisamerica.com/vote/index.php?sid=56716&lang=en.html


Ryu! Get to voting! The top songs picked will be released in an OST with the pre-order of Disgaea 3!


I voted for (D1) Lord Laharl's Hymn, Whisper of Hell, Footsteps of a Miscvious Demon, and Battle Comrades. On D2 I voted; Sinful Rose, White Tiger, Etna Rock, Trance No. 4, and Twinkle Star. Then on D3, I voted Poem of a Vegabond, Rock Crystal, Burst Out, and Makai Fugue

Here are some conversations, from Microsoft, which had actually taken
place between help desk people and their customers:

Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print a
document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
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Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24
hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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Tech Support: "Ok, now click your left mouse button."
Customer: (silence) "But I only have one mouse."

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Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote'click'."

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Customer: "I received the software update you sent,but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer "No..."

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Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support: ?@#$

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Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you
see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

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Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer: "A white one."
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Tech Support: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer: "How do you spell that?"

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Tech Support: "Is your computer on a separate telephone line?"
Customer: "No." (clicks the button to log on to our service)
Tech Support: "Well then we can't-"
Customer: "It says 'no dial tone'."
Tech Support: "That's because you're on the line with me right now. You need to-"
Customer: "No, that's not it. It does this all the time. I just have to
try a few times, and it will let me through."
Tech Support: "No, ma'am. It's not even trying to dial right now because you're
on the phone with me."
Customer: "It must be busy. I'll try again later."

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Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."

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Tech Support: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."

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Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."

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Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."

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Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"

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Tech Support: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"

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Customer: "I have a long distance modem."

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Customer: "I don't have a space bar."

"My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." He should have just Falcon Punched, would have saved him the hassle.

This is truly a dark day... George Carlin, has died of heart failure...

bored.....not sleepy......and waiting for posts.