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Ick, holy s**t. I'm actually cracking up. I sat here for hours, drinking lemonade, reading. Relaxing.

Except it wasn't hours, it was like 10 minutes.

Or perhaps I should count my blessings for such boss time manipulation.

Alright. Now that I don't feel as shitty,

COLONEL/TRES HAVE TO WAIT.

This is way more important.



VinTRRRRIIICCTTTTTT

I played Sleeping Dogs finally. And have I got a bone or five to pick with you.

So I was playing as Wei Shen, an undercover cop in the Triads. Instantly, I thought to myself "surely, they'll do as Chen, Vintrict's undercover cop in a Triad group, has done."

Imagine my anger, when I discovered.. Wei Shen was NOTHING LIKE Chen.

Shen was nothing like Chen at all,

I watched in rage as Shen... turned in information to the police. "What?" I grunted. "..that can't be right. Why, Chen never does that. Chen just... does s**t in the Triads."

Then when I watched Wei work his way up in the ranks, it was to my lament, he began.. destabilizing the order. "..but. Chen... Chen didn't do that. Chen just worked his way up and became leader."

The things I saw, Vintrict.

Your roleplay is a LIE. Based on Wei Shen, undercover detective. You're.. you're nothing but a PHONY.

No ******** YOU VINTRICT!

I've read your roleplaying with Chen before! [Throws bottle cap so his cat goes away.] You don't get to write this off so easy.

I've seen your character. He doesn't even try to do what Wei Shen does! Like he gets important info from the Triads and he doesn't do s**t with it.

Or he leads the Triads into a golden age of prosperity, instead of you know, walking them into torture chambers.

That's what a real (S)Chen would do.

********, Doji caught me!

Actually, Cale's character has been taller than a lot of them other than the manly guards who are packed in muscle.

Just be like Winston Chu and do tons of roids.

I laughed my a** off when he pulled that out. I was like "Is this guy ******** serious?" But then I remembered that they are pulling out the gangster gold-chains card, so it made sense then.

Also, Chen has a desert eagle. >_> Great against those werewolves and vampires you encounter during patrol.

Winston Chu was great. I liked him as a character.

Omi would be the greatest gangster.

He can wield an infinite number of Desert Eagles, light them on fire, and miss with them all.

Imagine it. A chorus of 10,000 missed Deagle shots.