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 Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:04 am
Your roommate thought you'd hook up with a chick? Has he met you?
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:21 am
King Bug That's true. But your valid points are invalidated by Sigil's trolly disposition and the hilarity of a WoW elf wannabe talking s**t about tentacle rape. Like that dude hasn't chugged monster slime. Ha! He wanted Fier's telescoping c**k bad. 
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:27 am
KB, you gotta let this thing go.
I KNOW YOU WANT MY BODY. But you gotta wine & dine me, or my parents'll never approve.
Also, I actually posted at stuff. Gohehehehe.
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:49 am
Exactly like I said. You + dudes.
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:52 am
What.
..you said you were a girl KB.
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:05 am
Wait a damn second. KB is a ********.
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:11 am
KB... KB stole my virginity.
..Oh god. Oh GOD
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:42 am
I was a girl. I'm post-op now.
...but you're right... that... that wasn't a clitoris. redface
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:35 am
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:09 am
The Thunder Tyrant Also, my cousin won his first amateur MMA fight last night. First round submission via triangle choke.... I would like to know exactly what his opponent was thinking getting in any kind of position where he could get Triangle'd in the first round lol. Unless your cousin did some crazy s**t to set it up, then kudos to him.
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:47 am
You can do a flying triangle choke from a standing position if you're badass enough.
I assume my cousin probably intentionally took a fall to his back to get his opponent to try and take/pass his guard, because he's got solid submission skills. He's good at striking too, but he's more versed in grappling than he is in striking by far with around four years of wrestling and probably one of BJJ. I wasn't there to watch, I just got a quick message from him post-fight.
I've seen him do it before in sparring sessions, so I assume he probably did it in this fight. Chances are they were following UFC rules instead of some crazy s**t like Pride where face-stomping grounded opponents is considered acceptable (Wanderlei, I'm looking at you).
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:20 pm
So p***y fighting then.
*furiously posts wildly inaccurate fictional combat online*
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:22 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:56 pm
It must feel bad to be the other guy. Get submitted in the first round? Bad enough.
Get submitted in the first round by a triangle choke? Why are you even competing?
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Posted: Mon Mar 04, 2013 2:04 pm
I didn't know people got caught in triangle chokes anymore.
Guy must've had zero ground game.
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