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 Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:08 am
Real men knock bitches out and tie them up in a dungeon.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:10 am
Most women are terrible at sex once they get a certain amount of alcohol in them anyways, so as far as I've ever been concerned, there's a cut off point where it's just not worth bothering with. I'm sure any woman could probably say the same of men, especially if they're suffering from whiskey d**k, obviously.
I don't mean "take advantage" like.. date rape. Just in a general sense; even if she's obviously willing I'll just be like "Nope."
Because drunk sex is generally terrible sex. Being buzzed is fine, but after a certain line it's not even worth getting your d**k wet. Also, because most women, when drunk, will just do the star-fish and make you do every ounce of the work. Also, people's stamina usually goes to s**t when drunk, too.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:13 am
lmfao...starfish... mental images are fun.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:23 am
No, KB.
You drag them back to your cave by their hair, caveman style.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:24 am
Or if you were super rich it could be some stacked slut making snow angels on a table full of coke.
My drunk sex experience is like 80% bad, 20% good. By that I mean having sex when one/both people are totally drunk. It's generally not the best way to go about it.
Especially when you've got killer moves like me. Hiyah yah katcha take that! *karate chopping wet pussies*
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:24 am
The Thunder Tyrant No, KB. You drag them back to your cave by their hair, caveman style. I'm a bad guy bad guys have dungeons. So do kings usually, come to think of it.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:28 am
I've got a rape dungeon.
That's where it's at.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:29 am
Rich People are always Evil.
They do it out of boredom.
EDIT:
Hael must've caught b***h in the midst of all his s**t-talking...damn shame.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:16 am
Lord Haelstrom So I'm hanging with my roommates and this really hot chick out on the coast yesterday. First time seeing the ocean. Had a bunch of sea food. Was really killer. Then, alcohol. I.. distinctly remember being sober getting home even after a few beers on the way. Then I was like "fireball whiskey," chick was like "I LOVE THAT STUFF" so we're downing it. No problem. Then roommates are making vodka ice cream. I want ice cream. Easy. Then at this point, I decide to chug whiskey. That was a poor decision but tasted great. Then my roommate's wife was like "DRINK THIS UP KELLY" and ******** slammed a cup of I don't even know what into my mouth. Then I have more vodka and more whiskey. At this point I'm getting shitfaced and I can tell. And I briefly think to myself "Alright. Better call it off or I'll pass out." Then they play that ******** video. Of Bilbo Baggins and shots. That s**t. And they're like "DRINK, DRINK, DRINK" and I'm all "********. Haven't drank -that- much. Alright." I remember like. Many more glasses of things. Then a sauna. All of us in sauna. Me making fun of the gay graffiti and totally (probably not) scoring with that one chick. And then me and my roommate devising a cat cleaning device, with him wearing a heavy coat. Then I awoke here.. sober and gangster. The moral of this story is, sometimes you're just 20+ drinks shy of creating greatness, like a device that washes your cat. I wound up in jail the last time I got that drunk. Like last wednesday.... -.-
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 11:45 am
That 20% only being getting the sex.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:07 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 2:19 pm
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 3:45 pm
Is it just me or are the GTB fights incredibly boring this round?
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:14 pm
Normally I'm really ******** good at stopping myself before I go beyond tipsy so I'm new to that whole setup. lol
Can't complain though. TBH, I think I'd pulled it off but right when I was getting kinda ******** up, roommate's wife was like "TAKE THIS KELLYYY" and ******** force-fed me so much vodka and ice cream I thought I'd birth a Russian cow.
Anyway, back from work and nobody's home. So I finally got a free pass to kick a**. Posts upcoming.
As for this round's GTB, I think people're just getting in that conservative "I better not make any mistakes" mode. Once people get wrecked or get desperate not to lose the match, it'll pick up.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 4:19 pm
No.
Like... besides the Selini vs Fier matchup none of them are interesting. Nothing interesting is happening in the fights.
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