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 Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:36 am
Fictional Love Vaakine Fictional Love Hey, thats for the guys with the guns to decide!
Moving targets don't get a say in the matter and thats final, now show some of the infinite courage and pop your head up.
I hear headshots net me enough gold to buy a real dress. No. What if I said the bullets wouldn't hurt? It would be a lie but it would make you feel better, right?
Come on, it'll only take a few seconds, then you can go and lay down on the floor!
Quick and painfu-- painless, yeah thats right! How about it? No. *A F-45 Caribum flys by and strafes FL*
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:36 am
Now now, children. Play nice.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:42 am
Immune to all forms of harm due to childish ignorance.
Saved by the adults, hope you're happy you lucky rat!
(But I'll get you after school, just you wait!)
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:44 am
Hm, y helo thar, Jans. This post of yours..I should dignify it with a typical Paradox-style answer. I should. It should be sarcastic. Yeah, most likely. Brutal, mean, and so forth. But..I find myself in such apathy toward the subject in general of my previous irritation at this point other than to suspect him of ill doings with his many names..I just..can't muster the will. So yes. Resume smacking with your stick if you wish. You'll find I am not mad at you at all. Quite the contrary. I could really care less if you stopped breathing tomorrow, or lived to be 95. *shrug*
As for the source of all my problems? Nah. Just one of many..one of many. Believe me, I have so many goddamn names on my list to soundly thrash that have irritated me over the years, you will have to wait. A while, in fact. You're like..number 118, and I'm still working on 16 or something. The DMV line is over there, but first. *points at the grenade with a pullpin marked with a number '118'* Please take that number and stand there for a little while. Save me the time. Be one of the few people that's annoyed me that's considerate. That's honestly rare. =.=
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Dangerous Conversationalist
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 4:59 am
Chris... that's gonna take awhile to look for all those...
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:56 am
A lot of them came from Liberi. Points.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:24 pm
Any particular place you want me to set up, or would you like another artificial island?
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:43 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:50 pm
You could always use a decommisioned Aircraft Carrier.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 1:08 pm
-Adjusts his Barret rifle, clicks the scope's adjustment for range and windage, and squeezes the trigger-
-Kir's cover is about as effective as a sheet of cotton-
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:07 pm
Vaakine You could always use a decommisioned Aircraft Carrier. Not enough space.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:56 pm
Maelthra Reloaded -Adjusts his Barret rifle, clicks the scope's adjustment for range and windage, and squeezes the trigger--Kir's cover is about as effective as a sheet of cotton- *However, due to Vaakine being behind Optimus Prime, the rifle has no effect* Vaakine, Attack! *Vaakine uses Flash on Mael*
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:48 pm
-Mael takes no notice of Kir's feeble attack, and whaps him in the face with a meterstick-
To the corner with you! -points to a little stool with a pointy had beside it.-
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:01 pm
Maelthra Reloaded -Mael takes no notice of Kir's feeble attack, and whaps him in the face with a meterstick- To the corner with you! -points to a little stool with a pointy had beside it.- *goes to the corner and sulks*
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 3:56 pm
Today on "Days of our Foam" ...
General Ganale has brought in a stray with a past that makes him a target for asassins in the Foam, his cowardly sulking not helping him any as it makes him easy prey for both the bullies and asassins who seek to beat him like a slave. His only hope is silence, sulking and that little corner no one likes because it smells like pee. With asassins, bullies, traps, a dress and a corner in the mix this episode of "Days of our Foam" is sure to leave you on the edge of your keyboard, the suspense not letting up until someone is crying for mercy!
How long will this one last?
How long will this one cry?
How long will it take for him to notice the piss smell?
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I just had to write something like this in here.
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