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"I've seen a ef hump a tree, had his dingaling in an old squirrel hole. You do ******** trees." Baldur replied, with a grin on his face.

*munch munch* "The ********?" llangion picks up a card.

"woah their pointy ears, I know you like tree and paper. but try not to poke a hole in it." baldur stated before looking at the card.

llangion just glares at the large tin man.

*munch munch*

"I'd love to explain, but my explanation comes on those cards." The welcoming lady grumbles. She sighs, pulls her yellow arm off her body and begins to change. After some cracking and body twisting she runs into a smaller, friendlier looking woman. With the lower half of a cat, the arms of a mantis, and the thick black and white skin of a killer whale; her mask changes to that of a child's face, smiling friendly at the group. She starts to bounce up and down, excitedly as if they hadn't been here this whole time. Her voice stays a happy obnoxious child's and has obviously recited this spiel before.
"Welcome! I am called the Welcoming Lady! You must be our new guests! I know you must have many questions but I’m afraid even if answered them my answers may or may not be correct. Behind me lies the door to Nalizaro, a great realm that you have been invited to! Of course, no one turns down an invitation to Nalizaro…so here you are! I have cards please hold!”
She fuddles through the many pockets on her vest before spotting the cards on the floor. “Okay! Let’s see what we’ve got…" She states as she picks up the cards "oh…oh my…well that’s…hmm. Here it goes then: Welcome to Nalizaro! Our Great Lord Takaku invites you to be his honored guests and players in a game! Your prize for winning will be a lifetime supply of wool and those little beads they put inside those sticks that you flip upside down to make it sound like rain! You are group class glitter! All of this is nonsense! Everything you know outside of Nalizaro is a lie! Everything you learn inside of Nalizaro is a lie! Therefor the last two sentences are a lie but this one isn’t! I think…? Oh bother…I hate glitter class groups, they just…bleh you know?!”

Baldur watched the creature with a confused, slightly disturbed face. Everything that she had set few over his head. He leaned forward a bit "Um... what? So everything is a lie... so these walls are a lie... and a glitter class? and beads? Who the ******** wants beads!?"

"I'm afraid until you leave, I cannot return to my original form to rip off another arm to find out. I'm also pretty sure that the cards wouldn't change either way. Glitter class is your assigned group, basically anything answer wise I get to make up as I go, because I wasn't informed correctly. I have no idea what your theme is, I can't even tell you our new set rules. What I do know is what I've always known so I will continue my speech as if I had the cards." She begins.
"Behind me is this fabulous door, the only way out is in, the only way in is through this door! Now you can stay in this room with me, but they don’t feed me, so either way you’ll end up part of Nalizaro, be it by your choice or mine. You may also go and drag your final group member to this point as they seem to have been knocked out a little too powerfully, or leave them to die, your choice really. Any other questions?”

I go back to grab the other meat bag. So as to gain my escape from this place