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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
20, 14
Total: 34 (2-40)
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 Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:01 am
 Enemy: Zero Zombie Army AC: 13 HP: 7 AC rolled: 20, 14 (Finally!) Enemy: Zero Zombie Army (after attack) AC: 13 HP: 0 Daily attack 1 of 2 Niki summons Dark Magician Girl! Dark Magician Girl, if you take your love a-way from me I'll go crazy! I'll go insane!!!!  Although, we've come to the eeeeend of the road....! xd
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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
12, 1
Total: 13 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:40 am
An unnatural quiet falls over the small town as Niki clutches her samurai sword she got from Target. ninja "Omega Zero is coming.... I can feel it. But, what form will he take?" I never imagined you'd get this far... Niki. What? His voice is a bit more youthful then I thought it would be. Calm down, dude. I ain't gonna hurt ya. O.o That's right. You hope to beat me don't you. Well, that's never gonna happen. I don't care if you post until they close the event. -_- Umm, you're breaking the fourth wall, there bud. Yeah, I know. I'm going to come at you with everything I've got.... -Niki clutches her Target exclusive samurai sword- Little good it will do you. I'm immortal, kid. -stop scrolling- Seriously! Stop! -really familiar music- wink <---- click the wink before continuing  Kaaaaa!!!!!!! -Niki attacks Omega Zero (who is in no way Hidan ^-^) with super secret ninjutsu- Kaaaaa!!!!! Snow Style! " All I want for Christmas No Jutsu!"  Impossible! OnO -Omega Zero gets blown back and the wall and wipes the blood from his chin with the back side of his hand- Heh. Enemy: Zero Omega AC: 16 HP: 70 AC rolled: 12 missed Enemy: Zero Omega (after attack) AC: 16 HP: 70 Daily attack 2 of 2 OZ takes to the trees dodging Niki's attacks. "You'll need to be faster than that.... Hahaha!"
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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
9, 7
Total: 16 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:02 pm
 Enemy: Zero Omega AC: 16 HP: 70 AC rolled: 9, Happy Modmas! xp This may take a while. Enemy: Zero Omega (after attack) AC: 16 HP: 70 Daily attack 1 of 2 Niki surprises OZ with a dinosaur! OZ breaks out into song beneath his amazement dealing critical damage to himself. (I wish xp ) eek burning_eyes
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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
20, 6
Total: 26 (2-40)
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Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:06 pm
Enemy: Zero Omega AC: 16 HP: 70 AC rolled: Bacon! Damage: 6 Enemy: Zero Omega (after attack) AC: 16 HP: 64 Daily attack 2 of 2 Niki realizes the futility of all this and sways to OZ's song. xp The dinosaur bites OZ but not very hard. xd
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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
4, 13
Total: 17 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 1:58 pm
Enemy: Zero Omega AC: 16 HP: 64 AC rolled: 4 missed Enemy: Zero Omega (after attack) AC: 16 HP: 64 Daily attack 1 of 2 Niki pulls out her laptop and watches Friday Night Smackdown. OZ watches, too.
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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
20, 1
Total: 21 (2-40)
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:00 pm
Enemy: Zero Omega AC: 16 HP: 64 AC rolled: Bacon! Damage: 1 Enemy: Zero Omega (after attack) AC: 16 HP: 63 Daily attack 2 of 2 Niki flicks OZ on the nose. OZ giggles. mrgreen
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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
4, 8
Total: 12 (2-40)
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:39 am
Enemy: Zero Omega AC: 16 HP: 63 AC rolled: 4 missed Enemy: Zero Omega (after attack) AC: 16 HP: 63 Daily attack 1 of 2 Niki gives OZ a barbie doll, a my little pony and some gifts from the adult superstore. xd
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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
17, 8
Total: 25 (2-40)
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Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:41 am
Enemy: Zero Omega AC: 16 HP: 63 AC rolled: 17, 8 Enemy: Zero Omega (after attack) AC: 16 HP: 55 Daily attack 2 of 2 Niki plays some WHAM! and rocks out. xd Woot!The emotion invoking music melts Not Hidan's icy heart and he gets into the Xmas spirit finally. xd Happy Xmas Gaia!!!!
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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
16, 15
Total: 31 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:18 pm
Enemy: Zero Omega AC: 16 HP: 55 AC rolled: 16, 15 Enemy: Zero Omega (after attack) AC: 16 HP: 40 Daily attack 1 of 2 3:15pm day after christmas, Niki throws some clothes on in the dark. The smell of cold, car seat is freezin'. The world is sleepin', I am numb.
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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
16, 20
Total: 36 (2-40)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:22 pm
Enemy: Zero Omega AC: 16 HP: 40 AC rolled: 16, 20 xd Enemy: Zero Omega (after attack) AC: 16 HP: 20 Daily attack 2 of 2 Up the stairs to OZ's apartment. He is balled upon the couch. Mom and Dad went down to Charlotte. They're not home to find us out.
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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
20, 6
Total: 26 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:21 pm
Enemy: Zero Omega AC: 16 HP: 20 AC rolled: 20, 6 xd Enemy: Zero Omega (after attack) AC: 16 HP: 14 Daily attack 2 of 2 Niki tosses and turns in a dream as a familiar voice speaks to her. Familiar Voice: Niki, on the second day after christmas look to the east. From there will come a great army to assist you. Niki wakes up in a sweat, breathing heavily. "T-to the east...." OZ comes back from the store with a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. He notices Niki. "Oh, hey. No hard feelings, right? I thought we could have some breakfast." "Fine. I take my coffee with cream and sugar." "I only have milk." "Fufuufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufuuu!" -throws her slipper at him-
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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
10, 2
Total: 12 (2-40)
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 12:24 pm
Enemy: Zero Omega AC: 16 HP: 14 AC rolled: 10, 2 xd Enemy: Zero Omega (after attack) AC: 16 HP: 14 Daily attack 2 of 2 Niki begrudgingly makes her coffee and OZ makes the egg, bacon and cheese sandwiches. "Oh, hey. That army's never coming. Shut up and eat your sandwich." mrgreen
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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
2, 20
Total: 22 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:00 pm
Enemy: Zero Omega AC: 16 HP: 14 AC rolled: 2, missed D: Enemy: Zero Omega (after attack) AC: 16 HP: 14 Daily attack 1 of 2 OZ walks into the living room in a towel. "Did you pay the water bill?" "Yes. Why?" "Gas bill?" " scream " "There's no hot water."
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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
18, 11
Total: 29 (2-40)
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2011 2:03 pm
Enemy: Zero Omega AC: 16 HP: 14 AC rolled: 18, 11 xd Enemy: Zero Omega (after attack) AC: 16 HP: 3 Daily attack 2 of 2 Niki leaves for a few hours to take care of business in town. OZ watches TV and sits on his butt. Channel Surfs. While Niki is gone OZ runs across "Keeping Up Appearances" reruns doing heavy damage. xd
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BigTits McGillicuddy rolled 2 20-sided dice:
20, 18
Total: 38 (2-40)
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:21 pm
Enemy: Zero Omega AC: 16 HP: 3 AC rolled: 20, 18 xd Enemy: Zero Omega (after attack) AC: 16 HP: 0 (DEAD!) Daily attack 1 of 2 Niki comes back from the store with a shiny new Target Exclusive plastic samurai sword. "You have to get out. This is the end." "Haaaaaaaaaaa" Niki runs at OZ full force dipping her head in the samurai way. "Tsk tsk tsk... guess I have to teach you a lesson." -stops- -a thick trail of blood leaks out of Not Hidan- B-but, I'm immortal..... So was Freddy Mercury. -Niki turns quickly letting Not Hidan bleed out-
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