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 Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:32 pm
Storm snorted.
"Surely you jest, yes? You're more a slut then I am, Jack. That takes effort. Kudooz."
She lifted her glass in salut.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:52 pm
"Well, true..." said Jack, "but there's no way. I don't have any offspring. Really..." He looked up at the waitress. "Right?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:19 pm
auron points all the fingers on his left hand at Jack, then all the fingers on his right at Jill and concentrates, his eyes squinting closed as he thinks "yep, definatly your daughter, jack"
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:25 pm
Jack frowned. "Oh come on, mate, not you too!" He took his hand away. "I don't have a daughter, alright? I just... I can't! There's no way!" He stopped for a bit. "At least I think there isn't..."
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:30 pm
"just shut up and accept it, Captain Sparrow" auron says, sighing "at least she's had proper raising, if she had grown up with you, we'd have TWO nuisances running around the Carribean
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:12 pm
Jack gaped like a fish out of water. He didn't know what to say to that. He just knew that it couldn't - couldn't possibally - be true. "I don't have one," he said stubbornly. "I just don't."
(wow... when is he gonna post next?)
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:30 pm
[3-5 days, generally. Have a good wait! -thumbs up-]
Storm felt the inkilings of a headach begining to pinch at her eyes.
"And why can't you? You are merely human, yes? As far as I know, you humans have yet to desigin an efective manner to prevent conception, natrually. And your sheep's skin obviously hasn't been doing it's job..."
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:00 pm
auron spits his rum out from astonishment, ((spit-take, anyone?)) then sets his rum down and starts laughing "that's not a proper thing to say while a man is drinking, mother"
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:28 pm
Jack sighed in aggitation and rolled his eyes. "You don't understand," he said. "As far as I remember, I haven't actually taken the nessicary steps for conciving a child. The action, yes, but never actually...finishing the job, if you know what I mean..." He tapped his fingers and looked at Auron. "Oh, grow a spine," he said, taking another chug.
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:31 pm
Storm cocked her head, curious now.
"You mean, you spill onto the belly, or don't come at all?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:33 pm
Jack shook his head. "As far as I remember, anyway," he said. "Most of the women I find myself with are a bit... unskilled for my taste."
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 7:39 pm
"oh, will you two shut it, i'm trying to drink without spitting up half the rum" he says, grabbing his pint and standing, then walking over to a corner and standing against the wall, far from the conversation
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:39 am
[I can't belive I'm have this conversation. Again...]
Storm only laughed. At Auron, at Jack, she didn't really care which.
"My my, but aren't you being picky now. I know your human females aren't that great of lays, but still. At some point, you need lower your standards, or you will never be satisfied."
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 7:26 am
Jack groaned. "Can't we just end this? Please? I don't have a daughter, and that's final!" He nodded, as if that put an end to things.
(do you think it would be too presumptuous of me if I posted for Jill for the time being? cause this is going nowhere without her)
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 4:29 pm
after finishing his rum, auron takes aim and throws his pint, nailing Kibo on the back of the head "direct hit" he says quietly while awaiting his punishment
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