Maximos
::Simmons immediately stabs a whole in the jeep gas tank, fills a bucket tosses it on the bushes, then flicks his cigarette on it, and watches it burn like kindling::
Sir yes sir!
::Johnson however finds himself dinged in the forehead by a fat green golf ba--BOOM!::
CHARLIE IS EVERYWHERE!!!
For god's sake Simmons! I didn't mean that LITERALLY!! *facepalm* Besides, we've got napalm for that! Now we don't have a jeep to ride in!
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Johnson!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
gonk *The artillery strike stops, smoke beginning to clear*
That softened em up!! CHARGE!!! Onwards to page 500!!