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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2007 10:40 am
Liar! Naruto knows the whole truth, but thinks Sasuke will only screw him if he acts like a dumb blonde.
Kakasi was never able to look at bananas without getting a boner thanx to Gai.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 8:05 am
Liar! Kakshi was never able to look at a doorknob without getting a hardon! (based off REALLY funny KakaGai story! LOL!)
Chouji's life's dream is to become a kink chef
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 3:37 pm
Liar! Chouji's life dream is to be a kink chef on ice.
Chouji switched bodies with Ino ever since Shikamaru became a Chuunin. He really like the blonde look.
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 4:59 pm
Liar! He switched places with Kiba! (Shikamaru may be a tactical genius but sometimes he doesn't even know it when its chouji....)
Lee used to go out with Neji but quit because he was "too sensitive" to be the uke
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:15 am
Liar! They broke up because Neji was too stubborn and sensitive to be uke!
Deidara doesn't visit FF.Net and browse the SasuNaru section.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:54 am
Liar! He browses the GaaLee section! (srry, im such a GaaLee fan...)
Tenten thinks Temari is hot, but lets her hook up with Shikamaru for a really tactical threesome (won't that make Shika's day!)
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:36 am
Liar! Ph wait...ooooh...wow. Damn now I have a nosebleed.
Poor Itaci he couldn't walk for a week thanks to Kisame.
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:46 am
Liar! He couldn't even get outta bed!
Asuma's been cheating on Kurenai with his students!
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:21 pm
LIAR!! He... he... didn't you get pointed out for not doing this right already? domokun Kabuto was a girl before he started self- operating...
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:24 am
Liar! He used to be guy, but something messed up and he switched genders twice (srry i'm messing up stuff!)
Neji works part time at a sex hotline for extra money in his "Free the Branch Family" campaign
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:01 pm
[Nonono, I love GaaLee tew~ Just more people seem to like SasuNaru~ ; ;]
LIAH! Screw the phones, Neji's got to your place for 20$ an hour!
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:37 pm
Liar! But if you are telling the truth, then I got ripped off... not really. (free the branch family)
Naruto was the last born in a family of twelve.
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:14 am
Liar! He's a single love child of Yondaime! ( i swear its true!)
Kakuzu only dates dramatic poor guys so he can watch them work themselves away for his money
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:45 am
LIAR! Hidan don't even make an appearance for less that fifty bucks, foo-! Much less work his fine a** off! [What inspired that, I have no idea. But just to be safe, I'll be avoiding to subject of KakuHidan/HidaKaku for a long time now.]
Itachi lost his virginity to girl(if he's no longer a virgin, that is.) ... WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT??
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Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:43 am
Liar! He lost it to Goenma. He just doens't want anybody to know ow good it was.
Gaara and Neji were fighting over Lee when he just pulled them both in the bedroom where they proceeded to have the most YOUTHFUL threesome ever.
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