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*munches on his bag of jellybeans as he pokes his head in from tearing about the engine of a 1976 Camaro Z-28*
Wow....I didn't get any hate-rage.
WTF, Vintrict?
Do they just pick on you because you "should know better after running tournaments for this long" or what?
Damn....at least one of those fights I should have heard something about...guess everyone liked the commentary.
*chuckles to self*
Can't wait to see who gets put together in these next four fights.
.....Mmmmmhmm.
Boy, let me put this in the perspective you need to appreciate my philosophy regarding Vintrict.
Take the following hypothetical scenario. Fighter A and Fighter B, let's nickname them George and Samantha, are fighting. Suddenly, George ******** summons sharks. Judge A (Vintrict), Vintrict waves his hands, and goes "STOP. George is ringed out AND breaking summoning rules! ..... but
golly gee I love sharks. biggrin I'm gonna change the fundamental rules of the tournament because I LOVE sharks! <3"
Okay?
Let's take another scenario. Uhhhh, okay, got it. So this one ********, Fighter A (let's call him Omi) and Fighter B (let's call him Bad), they fighting what have you. And Bad drowns. Omi laughs. Well then Omi does some cool woowoo s**t, he can basically convert water into hydrogen gas and ignite it. He writes a small anecdote about it and posts a picture of the Hindenburg.
Judge A (Let's call him... Vintrict!), Vintrict "reads" this and gives Omi a very low score because and I quote, ahem ahem,
"You can't make an explosion that big. The side of an airship. That's just too much."
Casting serious doubt on the fact he "read" at all!
Now now that ain't much in itself, let's keep thumbing through... ahah!
So this one situation, hypothetical might I add! Judge A, let's nickname the guy... Vintrict, is telling people baseball-sized fireballs are OP. But, come semi-finals, this one chick, Fighter A, let's call her Jessica, is fighting Fighter B, let's call him Dicky.
Dicky speaks Al Bhed. Dicky unleashes an army of completely autonomous, sentient robotic woodland critters who can do anything he wants, as long as he mutters obscenities in Al Bhed such as "bite they d**k off little jigglet ********, bite they d**k off!" Each robotic critter (there are 17!) are in themselves, as strong as a combatant, and armed with many supernatural powers. Judge A, again we'll name him... Vintrict! "Vintrict" defends this, claiming it is balanced and well designed.
AH, here's a crazy one. So this one f*****t vampire's fighting this ******** super saiyan, we'll just call them BK and ... Venessa. So the fight ends and two judges are pretty sure BK won. They announce BK won. Well the third judge, let's call this guy... "Vintrict," says BK lost. Here's the kicker. "Vintrict" says BK lost SO MUCH, that he lost the match. As in, Judge 1 gave BK a 14, Judge 2 gave BK a 13, Vintrict gave BK a 1.
Oh! Then this one time. So this one crazy a** judge, I'll just call this guy Vintrict for short, was wigging out and making rules that you weren't allowed to discuss the tournament in the OOC. Not positively. Not negatively. You simply could not discuss it. If you did, you were banned. Vintrict then went on a banning spree, banning over 27 people AND convincing a moderator to ban alts of people because they were cybering elves and s**t behind the scenes.
These are just some hypothetical scenarios.
Now let me blow your mind. All of the above are real occurrences, and "Vintrict" is actually the user you know here as Vintrict.
Now understand, the above is just a few drops of sand into the hourglass of time and badness. And you'll begin, slowly, to comprehend the animosity the land, nay, THE WORLD shows Vintrict.
Mmmmmmmmmmmhmm. Yessir.
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