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 Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:42 pm
PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:43 pm
ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:47 pm
IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:48 pm
HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:50 pm
OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:51 pm
HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK?
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:52 pm
IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED
SOMETHING.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:53 pm
WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:53 pm
HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:55 pm
EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM.
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:56 pm
IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS?
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:00 am
HOW MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES?
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:02 am
EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:03 am
I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT.
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Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:04 am
I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER.
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