King Bug
Two dudes living together getting into towel whipping fights.
That's... that's totally straight dude. Totally. talk2hand
That's... that's totally straight dude. Totally. talk2hand
Nah, we were fully clothed and s**t.
Here's how it worked. Every time his wife cleaned a dish, we had to dry it. If none were available to dry, we were free to beat the ******** out of each other with the towels.
Problem is, I'm a little better than everybody else. You know. So I flicked it in a way, this double-folded edge was filleting his skin and leaving welts. Then he got dickish and nailed my neck and forehead. So then I shat on him and he was all "your towel's better than mine" and got another one.
Then I saw his dog's piss towel and ******** kicked it in the air, blocking a whip and then towel-lancing his towel out of his hands. I caught it mid-air, and then rapid fire towel whipped him dual-wielding style, ******** destroying his arms and fingers while he had nasty dog piss on his face.
Then he got mad and got a boiling hot towel to nail me with after he disarmed my left hand towel, so I grabbed the little floor scrubber thing they use to wipe their dog's piss up because I'm cool, and I used it like a round shield. Deflected the apex of every whipping and then nailed him with my now soaked and deadly towel.
Eventually he gave up. His arms were covered in welts and were red top to bottom. He looked like a b***h.
And I was victorious. Their dog, Boog, barked. I winked at him. "Good Boog."
If you think that's homosexual, whatever, you're gay. That was ******** sweet.
