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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:46 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:48 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:50 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:51 pm
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:30 pm
Jerbos Do you think it's possible to have an argument with eyebrows? Sure, I do it all the time!
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Eloquent Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 3:35 pm
Shoafy Jerbos Divash Oh, it's a jolly holiday with bumpers
Bumpers make your heart so light
When the day is grey and ordinary
Bumpers make the sun shine bright
Oh, happiness is blooming all around 'em
The daffodils are smiling at the doves
When bumpers fill the land
You feel so grand
Your heart starts beating like a big brass band
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with bumpers
No wonder that it's bumpers that we love! Sung to Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer? yeah.. i was trying to figure out the tune but none of the ones i tried made sense... bump 229. I don't believe it. Everyone needs to go and rent Mary Poppins right this minute, and watch it, and learn the music by heart. This is sung to the tune of "Jolly Holiday."
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:15 pm
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I lose internet for ONE DAY and look what happens! Shoafy kicks my a** up and down the halls, Divash makes new songs, JERBOS of all people show up and even WORSE...he's catching up to me. *bangs head on desk*
..Nudge one hundred and seventy-six.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:16 pm
Nudge one hundred and seventy-seven
176. I will add indelible dye to the moat. It won't stop anyone from swimming across, but even dim-witted guards should be able to figure out when someone has entered in this fashion.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:17 pm
Nudge one hundred and seventy-eight
177. If a scientist with a beautiful and unmarried daughter refuses to work for me, I will not hold her hostage. Instead, I will offer to pay for her future wedding and her children's college tuition. heart
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:19 pm
Nudge one hundred and seventy-nine
178. If I have the hero cornered and am about to finish him off and he says "Look out behind you!!" I will not laugh and say "You don't expect me to fall for that old trick, do you?" Instead I will take a step to the side and half turn. That way I can still keep my weapon trained on the hero and scan the area behind me. If anything was heading for me, it will now be heading for him.
179. I will not outsource core functions.
And Divash? THANK you for that link! I'm adoring it as we speak. West Virginia isn't a state? Oh man...
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:20 pm
Nudge one hundred and eighty
180. If I ever build a device to transfer the hero's energy into me, I will make sure it cannot operate in reverse.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:20 pm
Nudge one hundred and eighty-one
181. I will decree that all hay be shipped in tightly-packed bales. Any wagonload of loose hay attempting to pass through a checkpoint will be set on fire. heart
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:21 pm
Nudge one hundred and eighty-two
182. I will not hold any sort of public celebration within my castle walls. Any event open to members of the public will be held down the road in the festival pavilion.
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:22 pm
Nudge one hundred and eighty-three
183. Before using any device which transfers energy directly into my body, I will install a surge suppressor.
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