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 Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:17 am
Lol, this one's kinda funny:
Why did Naruto cross the road?
-->Because it was a filler episode<--
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:18 am
oh god. filler episodes. -.-
sometimes they are amusing...but most of the time they piss me off because they interrupt the story i am staying up 48 hours to watch.
only a french joke.
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Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!
She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.
"Pierre! What are you doing?', asks the bewildered Marie.
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"
Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,
"PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
"I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:19 am
Lol!
Oh! I just thought of one that isn't dirty! Gimme a sec to type it...
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:19 am
I love you guys. Bad jokes rock.
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:29 am
A woman gets on the bus one day with her infant daughter. As she pauses to put her change in, the bus driver glances at her and says, "Damn, that is one ugly baby!"
The woman just gasps at his audacity, marches down the aisle and plops down next to a man, sputtering and glaring.
The man looks at her and politely asks what the matter is. The woman answers that the bus driver was incredibly rude to her. The man frowns and says, "Well that is just unacceptable! That man is a servant to the public, and has no business being rude to the people who help pay his salary! If I were you I'd go up there and give him a piece of my mind!"
The woman thinks for a second, and nods angrily, replying that she is going to do just that!
The man nods encouragingly, and says, "Good for you! Here, let me hold your monkey."
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:30 am
lol. nice.
i keep editing them in after someone posts something else, but before my screen reloads, so lemme try something new and actually post the joke in the first place.
the following is not incredibly funny. but it is not completely boring
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A certain young man finally got a date with a female of somewhat questionable morals that lived in his apartment complex. To prepare for his big date, the young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude.
Unfortunately, he fell asleep while on the roof and managed to get a sunburn on his "tool". But, determined not to miss his date, he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.
When the hot date showed up at his apartment, the young man treated
her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a video. During the video, however, the young man's sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.
The date, meanwhile, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his dingy immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the she exclaimed - "So, that's how you guys load those things!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:34 am
Lol! Sigh, I think I'm gonna go in a minute...I'm supposed to wake up in 2 hours.... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:35 am
O.O' you beat me. 2 hours?! You Madam, need to sleep more. sleep. have a great night, sleep well, have great dreams, wake refreshed (somehow, magically) and full of energy, wake on time, find sleep quickly, etc.
the following is an old, well known joke. but it's a classic.
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A guy walks into a tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch tall man playing the piano, so he asked the bartender, "What's that all about?"
The bartender told him he that would tell him later. So the guy asked the bartender for a drink. The bartender said, "Before you get your drink, you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make one wish."
"Okay," said the guy. He went over to the magic beer bottle and rubbed it. Poof. Out came a genie. The genie, of course, said, "You have one wish."
The guy thought about it and then wished for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke filled the room, and then both the genie and the guy disappeared. In a few minutes, the guy reappeared back in the bar with a million ducks all around him.
The guy was astounded and said to the bartender, "Hey! I didn't want a million ducks." The bartender replied, "sorry, the Genie is a little hard of hearing. Do you think I wanted a twelve-inch Pianist?"
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:38 am
G'night darlin'. Please don't crash on the way to school crying
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:40 am
and don't crash on the way to school.
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:40 am
Wait! I have one that makes fun of Sasuke, and I love Sasuke to death, but it's kinda funny anyway:
Who fights better, Sasuke or a banana?
-->Sasuke, but the banana's not a whiny little b***h...<--
Lol, I love you Sasuke...
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:43 am
Heh, I haven't gone to school in a while, I'm going to CT with my boyfriend for his job ^_^
G'night guys! I'll try to be on later today!
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:45 am
well have fun then. good night. *just said it because Pan-tan said it*
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:49 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 2:01 am
Pan IS a trend setter. (see, i used originality by using capital letters for emphasis, and changing the sentence just a little to improve its ability to make sense when copied.)
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