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 Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:59 pm
lol, ok, I'll try to think of another one....hmm
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:10 am
...argh, most of my jokes are dirty....
Oh wait! I kinda have one! It's not even that funny, but for some reason I find it hilarious (maybe its because of my enormous hatred of dubs?)
Yo mama's so fat, not even Naruto can Believe It!
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:11 am
yeah...that is the trouble with tos.
it makes me smile...but i have no idea why....except i have a commercial for naruto playing in my head now where he makes the "i can't believe it" quote, and he sounds stupid....cartoon network...
highlight going down.
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there.
A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died."
"Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."
"Nope," said the farmer, "we all just want to buy his mule."
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:13 am
Oh, and another dumb anime one that I like:
How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?
-->Just one, but it takes him 6 episodes to do it!<--
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:14 am
canta per me ne addio la vita dell'amore quel dolce suono dilette del cor mio de' passati giorni o felice, tu anima mia mi sempre rammenta canta addagio... yeah. that series was like that too. it's completely dumb...but you have to admit that show was over-dramatized. tempra la cetra e canta la vita dell'amore il inno di morte dilette del cor mio a noi si schiude il ciel o felice, tu anima mia volano al raggio canta addio...
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:18 am
I know, thats one of the reasons I hate anything Dragonball
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:20 am
the above lyrics are another hint at number 3...i cannot tell you the song name without ruining it...and if you googled the song it would too... but if i could play you the song without showing you the title, if you've ever seen the series you'd know immediately.
i bet you all know this one...but here it is anyways...hopefully i don't get banned...i don't think i will.... i hope.
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small [censored word for male part] . Poor Fred thought if only he had larger equipment then maybe the chicks would like him more.
One day Fred went into the mens room and a very short man dressed in green was standing there peeing. Well, Fred couldn't help but notice what an enourmous [the same word as above] the man had and he said as much. "How did it get so big?" he asked incredulously.
"With magic," the man replied, "I am a leprechaun."
Fred was amazed. "Can you make mine that big?"
The leprechaun could and said he would if Fred would only do him a small favor...to bend over and let him have his way with Fred. Fred agreed and did so. When they were finished he asked Fred.
"How old are you boy?" the man in green asked as he stood at the door.
"Thirty. Why?"
"You're thirty years old and you still believe in leprechauns?"
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:33 am
AriaofRevelations the above lyrics are another hint at number 3...i cannot tell you the song name without ruining it...and if you googled the song it would too... but if i could play you the song without showing you the title, if you've ever seen the series you'd know immediately. i bet you all know this one...but here it is anyways...hopefully i don't get banned...i don't think i will.... i hope. Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small [censored word for male part] . Poor Fred thought if only he had larger equipment then maybe the chicks would like him more.
One day Fred went into the mens room and a very short man dressed in green was standing there peeing. Well, Fred couldn't help but notice what an enourmous [the same word as above] the man had and he said as much. "How did it get so big?" he asked incredulously.
"With magic," the man replied, "I am a leprechaun."
Fred was amazed. "Can you make mine that big?"
The leprechaun could and said he would if Fred would only do him a small favor...to bend over and let him have his way with Fred. Fred agreed and did so. When they were finished he asked Fred.
"How old are you boy?" the man in green asked as he stood at the door.
"Thirty. Why?"
"You're thirty years old and you still believe in leprechauns?"Lol An Italian OP? Hm, I still don't think I know it
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:35 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:40 am
if i could have you listen i could be sure you haven't seen the anime. idk about the manga. i could spoil it...but i don't wanna yet.
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:02 am
Yep! feel free to share some!
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:04 am
PAN'S BACK! PAN'S BACK! *glomps.*
again. highlight down.
There's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women are running laps around it and the man decides to use his disability to get affection from one of them. The next time one runs by him, the man calls to her:
"Excuse me Sweetheart, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you hug me?"
She looks around to make sure nobody's watching, leans down, and hugs him.
The man thinks, "Wow, I can't believe that worked!", and decides to try it again.
Another woman runs by him, and he calls out to her: "Excuse me Darling, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you kiss me?"
She looks around to make sure nobody is watching, leans down and gives him a kiss.
The man is amazed at how well this is working out for him!
The next time a woman runs by, he calls out to her: " Excuse me Beautiful, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you f**k me?"
The woman looks around to make sure nobody's watching her, leans down, picks the man up out of his chair, throws him in the lake and tells him:
"There... now you're f**ked!
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:11 am
Lol, thats a good one. Lets see if I can think of any more...
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:14 am
I have a joke in highly questionable taste to add to the mix.
One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says "Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you..."
Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.
The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.
Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says "Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!"
The nun agrees but asks if they can have a**l sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says "Surpise, its me the Hippie!"
The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says "Surprise, its me the bus driver!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 01, 2010 1:17 am
I LOVE IT!
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general's body between two points he chose.
The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. 6 feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000.
The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.
Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third. When he was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "from the tip of my p***s to the tip of my testicles." The pension man said that would be fine but he'd better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring.
The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em... he did... The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's p***s and began to work back.
"My God!", he said, "where are your testicles?"
The general replied, "back in Vietnam!"
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