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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:31 pm
Quote: The Empire of Sal Torasia is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 74 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources." The large, corrupt, moralistic government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Defence and Religion & Spirituality are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 23%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail industries. Otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, the government seizes all major gold finds, and the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Sal Torasia's national animal is the orc, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the credit. Sal Torasia is ranked 547th in the region and 14,587th in the world for Largest Retail Sector. Quote: The Armed Republic of Ryuondo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 323 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night. It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology industries. Children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, citizens are regularly shot for parking on the double-yellow line, the government has become increasingly militant, and Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Ryuondo's national animal is the rancor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the wong diddly bong. Ryuondo is ranked 1454th in the region and 29,165th in the world for Largest Retail Sector. Every time I read about my rancors frolicking in my forests I think:  Responded to with a nice:
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:32 pm
Travis Celendel Drug Trafficing ban? Why would that piss you off? and what's this CB thing? The ED is the Encyclopedia Dramatica, obvious why it's abbreviated, and the CB is the Chatterbox here on Gaia. The threads. http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/am-i-being-used/t.35207341/ http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/working-on-my-next-harry-potter-fanfic-lol/t.35207401/
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Trashy Cinnabon Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:59 pm
Why would it piss me off? It wouldn't, but Auctoritania is based off of my original idea for Auctoritania, which the version in Fortis is closest to the original. The Aucties are ruled strictly by the Grandmaster, what he says and decides goes, and anyone who even considers possibly thinking about maybe questioning him, disappears without a trace. And that being as it is, his iron rule is simply put, he makes the rules, and the UN regulations are Not his rules, so if the Grandmaster does not like the UN rule that takes effect, he will rewfuse to follow it. And drug trafficking is one the grandmaster would not go with, due to it decreasing the chaos that he uses to his advantage to rule the nation so effectively. Of course, that is why when I get outstanding issues, I look at them as if I was Grandmaster Celsus. I just finally got the one about underground anarchists, I voted to create a secret police.
I added a honey post to my current one to keep things moving
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:06 am
I just had an issue about legalizing cannibalism. gonk
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:45 pm
Today I made a true monster in Dragon Quest Monsters Joker. I synthesized a new monster using Blade, my Battle Rex and Peter, my Gryphon, and made Rambozo my Tyrantosaurus. At level 1 his states were about half of my level 18s. At level 10, he's on par with them. Though that's no where near my Wyvern in DWM.
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:53 pm
*coughmonsterhunter3fortheWii* Ugh, so tired. 8 hour shift at gamestop then strait to the Relient K/ Switchfoot concert.
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Travis Celendel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:05 am
Telling me about MH3 for the Wii? I can't freaking wait for. I heard about it some time ago. Probably in September sometime.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:49 pm
Quote: The Rogue Nation of Auctoritania is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 131 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet. It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 94%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. The government seizes all major gold finds, teenage fathers are forced to join the army, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Auctoritania's national animal is the sanguit bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the lamin. Auctoritania is ranked 3671st in the region and 67,150th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:44 pm
Quote: The Armed Republic of Ryuondo is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 336 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night. It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology industries. Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Ryuondo's national animal is the rancor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the wong diddly bong. Ryuondo is ranked 3037th in the region and 52,192nd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector. Quote: The Empire of Sal Torasia is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 86 million are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources." The large, corrupt, moralistic government concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Defence and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 26%. A robust private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Furniture Restoration. Child labor has been outlawed, teachers regularly paddle unruly students, minority children spend hours bussing to schools miles away from home, and prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Sal Torasia's national animal is the orc, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the credit. Sal Torasia is ranked 3069th in the region and 56,393rd in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:27 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:15 pm
That's nice to know. Well, no, no it's not. But anyway, people, ******** post already.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:18 pm
I'm waiting on posts from other people, mainly from Vain, I haven't heard from him in a while so I don't know what is going on with him. Might I once again bug you about Tamriel, seeing as you and I are the only ones in that plot?
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Trashy Cinnabon Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 11:02 pm
I'm figuring out how to put my next post for Tamriel. Plot twists for the win.
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:48 pm
Quote: The Rogue Nation of Auctoritania is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 137 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet. It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and the Environment. The average income tax rate is 94%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Teenage fathers are forced to join the army, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Auctoritania's national animal is the sanguit bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the lamin. Auctoritania is ranked 3552nd in the region and 64,175th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector. Well, the resolution went into effect so byebye UN for a while
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Trashy Cinnabon Vice Captain
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